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Professor : What do you mean by Bluetooth ????

Student : It is one of the software that we utilise in our mobile devices / mobile phones...

Intelligent Student : Arey yaar !!!, It is nothing but a tooth which will be blue in colour after we have brushed our teeth....

Professor :

We do have

2 Hands

2 Legs

2 Kidneys

2 Eyes and 2 Ears

Am i right ?

But we do have only one heart , One mind and ofcourse only one " LIFE ".

Thus, Always listen to your heart and follow your mind else follow your mind and listen to your heart to carry footpaths in the journey of LIFE

Everyone of us have our own parents right ??

But when we talk about our nation.... Is there a parents ?

Obviously there is no mother but on honour of great we call him as " Father of our Nation " who is none other than Mahatma Gandhi...

We celebrate his birthday as " Gandhi Jayanthi " to honour Mahatma being the father of our nation....

Above is my own message which i have created on behalf of Gandhi jayanthi... ...

Family Humour :

Dad : - Asking son, Why there is no school today ?

Mom : - Ayyo, Today is sunday, So school won't be there

Son / Daughter : - So what mom !!!

Even on sundays, Schools remains there only but we students have holiday on

sundays due to which we no need to go for school

Mom : -

In an English class while lecturer explaining ,

One who fights for a nation can be called as " FIGHTER " or " FREEDOM FIGHTER "

for which brilliant student responds.........

Similarly Sir , can we call one who fights for writing about human fundamental rights as either a righter or Writer ???

Lecturer : -

Once a student went to Spoken English class to learn English....

While his tutor over there taught him English, Student claimed that he came there only to learn how to speak English but not to learn spoken English....

Tutor : -

Life is a combo mixture of good and bad in which both things might be in equal preposition....

Each day starts with rising sun and ends with rising moon.....

Similarly, Friends in life must be treasured as those sun and moon in the journey of our " LIFE "....

Advice is a piece of information delivered to others. But be sure to advice others if

you were able to capture and follow such advice which you like to deliver others.

Giving advice is easy but following those advice is bit tough to capture. Am i right ??

Professor : How could you students express " SMILE " in your own words ?

One student : It can be defined as Sweet (S) Memories (M)Indulged (I) in Looking (L) Ecstatic (E) [ SMILE]

Professor : Any more expressions ???

Intelligent student : Yes Sir...eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Professor : - ...

Professor : What's an abbreviated form for " That is " ???

Students : ie...

Intelligent fellow : Oye !! Friends , You are wrong. Right one must be Ayyea. Am i right sir / Madam he asks professor...

Professor : -