Hocus and Pocus

[Happiness is a Warm Gun]

It was a bit of a slow night at the bar, and Jessy was thankful. After all the nonsense Jack had given her and the adventures from the previous night, she needed some down time. A couple old regulars were sitting off to a table on the side and there were a few new faces scattered about. Jessy looked to the front door as it opened, only to reveal Del and Bobby. It was nice to see the strange girl, she was always a joy to have around. She hadn't really spoken to Bobby, but he seemed nuts, in the best way.

Del ran over to the counter excitedly, “Juice lady!” she exclaimed. “Do you remember me? I’m Del and you gave me juice. And this is Bobby and he’s my best friend and we just went really, really fast and then we didn’t go as fast, but still faster than normal and then we got here! Do you like to go fast?”
“Hello to you, too,” the girl finally managed to get a word in.
“Two Buds, please,” Bobby said as he hopped up on the barstool.
“Draft or bottle?”
“Draft.”
“I like bottles.”
“One draft, one bottle,” he corrected.
“Comin’ up.”

She readied the drinks and slid them over to the two. As soon as Del took a sip of her drink, she contorted her face into disgust and complained.
“Yech!” she cried.
“Not a Bud fan, huh?”
“I don’t blame you,” Jessy chuckled. “Why don’t I mix you up something tasty?”
“Yes, please, this is absolutely revolting.”
“But oh so cheap,” Bobby added before taking a large gulp.

Jessy found all the fruity mixers she could and combined them all with a bit of everything. The drink was exploding with colors and she was sure it would taste just like juice. She placed the drink in front of Del and waited for the verdict.

“Wow! Look at all the colours! Bobby, isn’t it absolutely wonderful!?”
“Yeah, chick drinks are pretty good.”
“I bet it tastes like summertime and giggles.”

Jessy chuckled. "Summertime and giggles, sounds like a perfect way of describing it."

Del sipped the drink with delight. She started to down the thing a bit too quickly.
"Uhhh... you might want to slow down, Del," she looked to Bobby. "Is she even allowed to drink?"
He shrugged up at the woman, "No one said she couldn't. We're both here, we'll keep an eye out." Jessy bit her lip as she gave him a skeptical look.

“Wow, I think the juice lady’s house is rocking back and forth!”
“This isn’t really my hou—”
“Oh wow!” Del said suddenly, noticing something. She saw in the back of the bar, one of the man dressed in a leather jacket was taking to another and she noticed them passing along something she recognized. “Cereal herbs!”

Jessy looked to Bobby, confused. "Cereal herbs?"
"Oh boy..."
"What?!"
"She wants the weed." He said, running his hand back through his hair.
"Oh come on! CEREAL HERBS?! REALLY??"
He gave her a half smile and shrugged. Del was already making her way over to the two men.

Jessy couldn't quite hear what she was saying, but the two men looked annoyed. Bobby was making his way over to them, just in case a problem arose. Jessy was keeping a close eye on them as well.


“Wat part of **** off don’t you understand?”

He stood up threateningly and Bobby was about to strike and Jessy was calling one of the bouncers, when Del caused body a tulpa to grow around her body. It made it appear as if she were morph into a beastly version of herself, with scales and long, sharp teeth. Her eyes looked like they had been shot out, like the Levianthan. Both the man recoiled in fear.

“Say. You’re. Sorry.” Her voice was suddenly deep and ominous and it echoed throughout the entire bar.
“I’m-I’m sorry! Jesus Christ!”

In an instant, Del popped the tulpa away and smiled with satisfaction.

“Thank you for saying sorry. It’s nice to have good manners."

Jessy rushed over with the bouncers as they dragged the two men out of her bar.
"Are you okay, Del?"
"Just dandy!" She was beaming.

They all walked back to the counter, "You okay?" asked Bobby.
“Yes. I want more colourful juice, please.”

[Happiness is a Warm Gun]

Jessy looked to Bobby again, then back to Del, "I don't know if that's such a good idea, Del."
Del's smile turned into a pout, "I. WANT. MORE. JUICE." She chanted.

Bobby chuckled as he finished his drink and gestured for another. "Just make her another, so she'll shut up. I'm takin' her home right after this, She'll be fine. Let 'er have a little fun, huh?"

She slid him his drink looking unsure. "While you're at it, you should take a shot or two as well, take that edge of."
As silly as it sounded, Jessy definitely could use a drink or two. "...I don't see the harm in it. I mean it's not too busy and I can handle my liquor."
"That the spirit!" He lifted up his drink, "Cheers!"

Jessy made two more drinks, one for Del and one for herself, both of them colorful and full of fruity tastes.
"Weeeeeeeeeeeee" Del sang, "Rainbow juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuiiice!"
She mused a rainbow over her with her hands as she sipped her drink quickly. Jessy followed the crazy girl's lead and took her drink down rather fast. She wasn't an avid drinker, so it went to her head a lot quicker than she thought it would.

"How're you too feelin', then?" Bobby asked, with a grin on his face
"I feel like tingles and electricity, and I can smell all the colors in the world!" Del clapped her hands together.
"I'm fiiiine. I'm just gonna go ahead, go ahead, go ahead and make myself another."

Bobby laughed as Jessy made the lot another round of drinks. They all clinked their cups together screaming random things.
"To drunk chicks!"
"Yeaaaah duck chinks!"
"APLASTA!"

Del spun around in her stool. Bobby stood up and stretched while Del almost toppled over. It was nearing 1:30am.

"Ya can start closin' down shop, Jess."
Jessy looked around to find the bar empty. Del, Bobby, and her were the only ones drinking. She handed Bobby his last drink and instead of making more 'juice' she poured her and Del two shots.

"Okay, Del, this is like medicine. You have to take it really fast. It's the last bit I have left. It'll make you... make you strong like a..." Jessy pondered for a moment.
"Uhhh, like a unicorn."
"I LOVE UNICORNS!"
"YA! So on three, you down that sucker, and I'll do this one, this one right here, I'm going to do it too, okay?" Jessy pointed at the little shot glass that sat in front of her.

"Bobby. Bobby. Bobby... Bobbyyyyy"
"What is it, drunkie?"
"You, you count down, okay? GO CAPT'N"

Bobby downed his on drink and put both hands in the air. Jessy and Del both brought the shots near their faces, awaiting the countdown.

"Ooooooooooooone... twooooooo.... thr-"
The two girls downed their poison before Bobby even got to three. Del hit the floor almost instantly, and popped right back up within seconds.
"I AM AS STRONGGG AS A UNIHORN!"

Bobby laughed loudly as Jessy staggered to the other side of the counter, joining the two.
"Letss get ouuut of this place, guyzz"
Bobby led the way out as Del and Jessy skipped merrily behind him, holding hands. Both of them were singing different songs, and neither of them made any sense.

They got to the car and Jessy jumped in the backseat. Del was getting herself situated in the front, when Jessy chimed in.
"HEy! Hey, sit back here with me, I don't wanna be all by my loooonesome."
"Awwwww, Okay! I'll come back ov-" she jumped over the seat "er there."

Del plopped down next to Jessy and smiled. They both looked out the window where Bobby was having a cigarette.
"He sh-sh-should hurry and get in here."
"Yes! He'll go faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaast again. I love when he goes fast!"

Jessy laughed and ruffled Del's hair, "You're like a cute little squirrel!"
Del giggled, and almost sounded like one. They both laughed and swayed from side to side.

"Hey... Hey... Hey, Del."
"Yes?!"
"Do you... okay.. okay do you think Bobby's hot? Like, do you... okay do you like him?"
"Of course! I adore Bobby, he's my best friend! But I don't know if he's hot. He seems cool to me. It's nighttime anyway, it's not too hot out, is it? He should be fine. Is he on fire or something? Oh my god!" Del wore a big smile on her face.
"N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-no no no no no." Jessy cleared her throat and tried her best not to slur her words. "Do you... do you... okay, do you like him like him. You know liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike him."

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{{Yeah so this is what happens when I don't really know where I'm going with a post. But Cory made me so yeah. -awesomeface-}}

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As it turned out, Nolre had shit to do, and so told Delial to go alone with Bobby and Del. However Delial also had shit to do, so eventually it was decided Del would stay with just Bobby, who had to call Nolre if she went missing for even a second.

After deciding to go and get a drink, they stole a car, ran down some hobos, stabbed a police officer and ran into the bar from the night before. All very hilarious and another rather average night for Bobby, minus the unusual company that Del was.

After getting rather drunk and impressing Bobby with her ability to scare the living fuck out of a couple of guys that decided to mess with her, Del returned to her colourful fruity drinks, and the two of them managed to get Jessy, who was again tending bar, to join them in doing so.

It didn't take long for the two girls to get drunk in Jessy's case, and even more drunk in Del's, and after that it was closing time, so they all headed out to the car park where Bobby proceeded to steal another car.

He let the girls get settled as he had a cigarette and looked around. He noticed a guy not too far away near the docks and walked over, taking out his knife. As he got closer the man looked up, and as he saw the knife in the boy's hand his expression changed to one of fear.

Before he could say a word Bobby had stabbed him in the stomach, holding his cigarette with his free hand and exhaling smoke into the wind. He pulled the blade out and stabbed a couple more times before kicking the guy backwards into the water, watching as the blood dyed it red and the bubbles slowly disappeared.

He flicked the knife to get the blood off and then strolled back to the car, finishing his cigarette and dropping the butt to the floor as he got in.

"What're you gals talkin' about?" he asked.
"Ohh, nothin'," Jessy said. "Where were you, anyway?"
"Oh, keepin' busy. Let's see what Nolre and Delial are up to."

Bobby treated the girls to a very speedy journey back to the Hocus and Pocus headquarters, managing to hit a couple of pedestrians along the way and swerving into the middle of the car park, blocking the passage out.

He helped Del and Jessy get out of the vehicle as they both swayed a little when trying to get back to their feet, the speed they'd just been travelling at probably not helping the effects of the alcohol they'd ingested. Still, they both seemed happy and nobody had thrown up yet, so it was all good.

When they got inside Bobby took them back to Del's room as it was easier than trying to find his own for the first time. Upon arriving he sent a message to let Nolre know they'd returned. Del was introducing Jessy to her cuddly toys. The incubus arrived shortly afterwards, Delial along with him.

"Oh, hey, how'd things go?"
"What the fuck?"
"Yeah, they were pretty good for us."
"It's almost two in the morning and she's drunk...and Jessy's here."
"Are you complaining?"
He paused for a moment. "You could've given me a heads up that she was drunk."
"Or that Jessy was here," Delial said. "And also drunk."
"Yeah, well...they're having fun, and nobody puked yet."

Suddenly the noise of vomiting reached their ears from the bathroom.

"Oh."
"My sick looks like rainbows! Does that mean I'm a unicorn now?" Del called.
"Well, it's still not the worst night I've had with her."
"So yeah, you get to have Jessy sleep over again." Delial elbowed Nolre and made some obscene gestures, making him elbow him back. "Um. She's allowed to be here, right?"
"Jessy can sleep over, yay!" Del sang before stumbling onto her bed.
"As long as she's with Nolre it probably won't be a problem. And I'm sure she'll be with Nolre."
"Shut up," he said simply, though he didn't seem too bothered by it.
"I still have to find my room. And probably eat something. Do they have room service here? A cafeteria? I could go for lobster."