Boy: "I kicked a girl and i liked iiiiiit" ,
Girl (on the other side of the door) : Woah! how rude, you sicko.
Boy: what ? .............. who's there ?
Girl: It's Katy perry ya dumb ass, hahaha .................................................. ..... and you ?
Boy: Me "Mike tyson".
what did the zebra say when he was playing poker with his big cat friend?
"You're a cheetah!"
haha lame i know, my baby sister told me that, and then laughed and ran away lol
Thank you Abriel! <3
I do believe in fairies! I do! I do!
Originally Posted by tinkerbell21
not a joke, but a funny song that my dad sings from time to time:
The old farmer was sittin on the fence
Beatin his meat with a monkey wrench
Missed his meat and hit his balls
Than his pissed all over his overalls
Pissed all over his overalls
Pissed all over his overalls
Missed his meat and hit his balls
And pissed all over his overalls
yea...i guess that's a Missouri thing
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...the f##k shet is thisnot a joke, but a funny song that my dad sings from time to time:
The old farmer was sittin on the fence
Beatin his meat with a monkey wrench
Missed his meat and hit his balls
Than his pissed all over his overalls
Pissed all over his overalls
Pissed all over his overalls
Missed his meat and hit his balls
And pissed all over his overalls
yea...i guess that's a Missouri thing
yomama so fat your dad offered her a milky way and she started eating the galaxy
A man walks into a c0cktail lounge and approaches a reasonably attractive lady sitting by herself:
"May I buy you a c0cktail?"
"No thank you," the lady replies, "alcohol is bad for my legs."
"Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. Do they swell?"
"No, they spread."
"I'm okay today. I'll be okay tomorrow. And the next day after that I'll still be okay. But in a year you will see me, I'll be amazing."03
nice collections..........
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