A few

[redhead(:]

Loved them :3

[Sashi]

-Do you have carrots? –um lady. This is a porn shop. –But you have dill though?

This is so funny

[Jess]

lol good ones

[Lydia18]

Teacher: What do you want to become?
Little Johnny: Doctor !!
Teacher: Why?
Little Johnny: Coz its the only profession where u can tell a woman to take
off her clothes and ask her husband to pay for it.

HAH!

[Diddly Twinks]

HAH!

WOW... cALM DOWN LYDIA... wasnt that funny... goodlord, people have lost their sense of humor.

[Aussie rob 28]

-Do you have carrots? –um lady. This is a porn shop. –But you have dill though?

I dont get it cuz i dont know what dill is ? the second one made me smile tho cant beat bar jokes ....

A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer" he says.
The bartender promptly serves up a beer.
"How much will that be?" asks the neutron.
"For you?" replies the bartender, "no charge"

[ŴĩļđfĮőŵėŗ]

-Do you have carrots? –um lady. This is a porn shop. –But you have dill though?

A duck walks into the bar and asks the bartender “ do you have bread?
Bartender: “no” Duck: “Do you have bread?” Bartender:”No we do not have bread”
Duck:”Do you have bread?” Bartender:”If you ask one more time I’ll nail your beak to the bar you irritating bugger!”
Duck:”do you have nails?” Bartender:”No” Duck: “Do you have bread?”

[Alex Says Rawr]

This isn't really a joke, but it made me laugh so hard.

So Spongebob, Patrick and Squidward and stuck in this well and like they are really close together and stuff.
Squidward: Patrick, you're making me claustrophobic.
Patrick: What does claustrophobic mean?
Spongebob: It means he's afraid of Santa Claus.
Patrick: HO HO HO!
Squidwards face: :|
Spongebob: Stop it, Patrick! You're scaring him!

[Wɪʟʟᴏᴡ]

This isn't really a joke, but it made me laugh so hard.

So Spongebob, Patrick and Squidward and stuck in this well and like they are really close together and stuff.
Squidward: Patrick, you're making me claustrophobic.
Patrick: What does claustrophobic mean?
Spongebob: It means he's afraid of Santa Claus.
Patrick: HO HO HO!
Squidwards face: :|
Spongebob: Stop it, Patrick! You're scaring him!

You and your love of Spongebob, Alex.

[Euphoria]

If a telemarketer calls, hand over the phone to your 3 year old and tell her it's Santa.

Seriously, if this happens and I'm with my little cousin, I swear to God I'll do it.