Girl: What are you doing?
Boy: I was working with The Times of India but now I left.
Girl: Oh god, why?
Boy: It's very difficult to get up early in the morning everyday and distribute newspapers
Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called?
Erican: I don`t know.
Teacher: They r called Turks. Now What r the people of Germany called?
Erican: They r called Germs.
News in a local newspaper:
5 boys, aged 23-25 caught in park. They were teasing a 50 years old lady who had gone for a morning walk!
Next day, that park was packed with aunties age between 45-55.
A one line advertisement by a Married Man in a newspaper:
For Sale: Wedding suit, worn only once by mistake.
The reason women love military men?
It's NOT the uniform, trust me. They can cook, clean, make beds and sew, but above all: they know how to follow orders.