Best joke you have ever heard?

[xBENx]

Just post your favourite joke if you hadn't guessed. mine is: What's brown and sticky? A stick.
Also this one: A horse walked into a bar and the bar tender said 'why the long face?'

[Emma <3]

Belong's in jokes forum.

[12valve]

Best joke I ever heard...

Give me 20 minutes In the bedroom an I'll change your religious veiws

[Member]

2 guys walk into a bar, one of em falls down.

[Teddy_Picker]

A child molestor and his victim are going deeper and deeper into a creepy forest.

The child says he's scared.

The child molestor responds, 'You're scared? I have to walk out of here alone!'

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Saw this joke in the movie Blue Valentine.

[ZeroNeo]

a child molestor and his victim are going deeper and deeper into a creepy forest.

The child says he's scared.

The child molestor responds, 'you're scared? I have to walk out of here alone!'

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saw this joke in the movie blue valentine.

ahahahahhaha.

[Addisonjoy]

Some Morals.

1) Money is not everything. There is also MasterCard and Visa
2) Save Water - Drink Bear
3) Books are Holy - so don't touch them
4) Love your neighbor - but don't get caught

[Annie<3]

What do you call a nun in a wheel chair?
Virgin mobile

[tehe Johnny]

A child molestor and his victim are going deeper and deeper into a creepy forest.The child says he's scared.The child molestor responds, 'You're scared? I have to walk out of here alone!'----Saw this joke in the movie Blue Valentine.

this is the only one I laughted at ... the rest aren't funny

[Børje]

Woke up to find a sheep inside my computer

Full of ram