omg, this or a variation of this has to be one of the most commonly and often used opening liners or just any line lolOriginally Posted by LEØN
if you're in a party. You go upto a girl and say to her "Excuse me,miss. You see, I made a bet with my friends over there to talk to the most beautiful girl in here for a 100$, so.. wanna have dinner with their money?"
works 90%.
I didn't read all of the replies so if any of this is repeated, sorry
"Are you google? Cause you've got everything I'm looking for."
"I'm not a pie expert, but you make my banana cream."
"If you speak parseltongue, maybe you can get into my chamber of secrets"
"My magic watch says that you're not wearing any panties" "I am.." "well.. my watch must be 15 minutes fast"
"I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?"
"See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute"
"You're so cute, you made me forget my pick up line"
"Get in the van."
Call of duty pick up lines
"Damn girl, you're so hot, you make my UAV go airborne"
"How about you pump my shotty with your sleight of hand?"
"I've got gold camo for my AK-47, wanna fxck?"
"I would run around the world for you.... without lightweight and marathon"
That's all I can think of
That ought to be enough!I didn't read all of the replies so if any of this is repeated, sorry
"Are you google? Cause you've got everything I'm looking for."
"I'm not a pie expert, but you make my banana cream."
"If you speak parseltongue, maybe you can get into my chamber of secrets"
"My magic watch says that you're not wearing any panties" "I am.." "well.. my watch must be 15 minutes fast"
"I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?"
"See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute"
"You're so cute, you made me forget my pick up line"
"Get in the van."
Call of duty pick up lines
"Damn girl, you're so hot, you make my UAV go airborne"
"How about you pump my shotty with your sleight of hand?"
"I've got gold camo for my AK-47, wanna fxck?"
"I would run around the world for you.... without lightweight and marathon"
That's all I can think of
When & where?....................
But when you're out there partying, horsing around, someone out there at the same time is working hard.
Someone is getting smarter and someone is winning.
Just remember that.
fancy a bum
had a few people say yes to this. had to run away afterwards.
20/11/08
lol i actually read this in his voice
haha omg i love joey lol
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