Wife: ( standing in front of mirror) I am fat, old, wrinkled and no longer pretty. Will you still give me compliment ?
Husband: Your eyesight is still excellent!
Daughter: "He says he thinks I'm the nicest girl in town.
Shall i ask him to call?"
Mother: "No, dear. Let him keep on thinking that."
Husband: "where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
Wife: "somewhere i haven't been in a long time!"
Husband: "How about the kitchen ?"