Joke.
Wife: ( standing in front of mirror) I am fat, old, wrinkled and no longer pretty. Will you still give me compliment ?
Husband: Your eyesight is still excellent!
Daughter: "He says he thinks I'm the nicest girl in town.
Shall i ask him to call?"
Mother: "No, dear. Let him keep on thinking that."
Husband: "where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
Wife: "somewhere i haven't been in a long time!"
Husband: "How about the kitchen ?"
Last edited by FRazier; 05-20-2012 at 10:13 PM.
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Fraz, give us some new ones brah.
"Echoes from howling winds stretch far beyond the sea,
whilst voices murmuring in the waves, set the
spirit of the night sea free."
Originally Posted by Missyy
I have few Adult Jokes you want me to PM you ?!?!
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i have some jokes
Last edited by Drew conner; 07-05-2012 at 03:04 PM.
Ya gonna spill out or enjoy yourself .. :[
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
Ya Momma so fat!, she gotta iron her pants ON THE DRIVEWAY
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Ya Momma so fat!, she gotta iron her pants ON THE DRIVEWAY
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHaha.
R.
10/9/08. I'll always remember you.
Ya Momma so fat!, she gotta iron her pants ON THE DRIVEWAY
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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