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    Cool advice

    Hi i am new to this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nony mouse View Post
    Hi i am new to this.
    Run.... while you still can....

    Jk... welcome to AC

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    First i would always put on clean underpants. That is very important. Then i would put one red shirt in your whites during laundry, Pink is ***y. Finally i would suggest being a wizard like Harry Potter, cause he is a pimp.

    I hope this helps you on your way to ....whatever it is you are on your way to. hopefully a candy store. mmmm skittles

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    Don't eat yellow snow

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    always wear clean underwear and socks... never stick a fork in a light socket.. and run while you still can ....
    I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best."
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    "nothing is forgotten.. only left behind.. where ever i am .. he leads me now.. no borders no fences no walls.. no borders no fences.. unbound " Robbie Robertson

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    Welcome to chat avenue, get ready to see cawk.

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    Apparently my advice about clean underpants is such a vital piece of information, it was told to you twice.

    And for the record...i have no idea what i typed that got turned into ****y. Let us all assume it was something full of something worthy of being photographed by the Mars Rover Curiosity.

    Oh and i forgot to mention....always use bright green font in chat. it is the best way to get attention. And it always leads to e-***

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    OMG!!!

    I used my Encyclopedia Brown powers of deduction, and have uncovered the hidden truths behind in the "Case of the Appearing ***'s"

    I typed the s word, i wish to extend my apologies and hug the creators of the internet for allowing such a perverse word from appearing here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LobbyBoy View Post
    First i would always put on clean underpants. That is very important. Then i would put one red shirt in your whites during laundry, Pink is ***y. Finally i would suggest being a wizard like Harry Potter, cause he is a pimp.

    I hope this helps you on your way to ....whatever it is you are on your way to. hopefully a candy store. mmmm skittles
    Quote Originally Posted by buggerlugs View Post
    Don't eat yellow snow
    Quote Originally Posted by LobbyBoy View Post
    Apparently my advice about clean underpants is such a vital piece of information, it was told to you twice.

    And for the record...i have no idea what i typed that got turned into ****y. Let us all assume it was something full of something worthy of being photographed by the Mars Rover Curiosity.

    Oh and i forgot to mention....always use bright green font in chat. it is the best way to get attention. And it always leads to e-***
    Quote Originally Posted by LobbyBoy View Post
    OMG!!!

    I used my Encyclopedia Brown powers of deduction, and have uncovered the hidden truths behind in the "Case of the Appearing ***'s"

    I typed the s word, i wish to extend my apologies and hug the creators of the internet for allowing such a perverse word from appearing here.
    LOL.
    Someone told me never to criticize anyone till I walk a mile in their shoes. I guess, that way, if they get mad they'll be a mile away...and barefoot!!

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    Never write a letter, email or a private message in anger. Draft it out, let it stew a while then re-write when feeling better. A hard message can devastate; I've learnt the hard way.

    Friendship. Friendship is two-way. Always reply to a friend's message. Look after them, grow into your friendship and nurture it.

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