Am I dying?

[Moonlight Angel]

Sounds like cramps to me. Is it that time of the month?

And yes you are dying, everyone is. We're all suffering from a disease called life and there is not one recorded case of someone surviving it.

~takes my pessimism elsewhere~

[Lezbayne]

nobody else brought this up.
could be ulcer.
get it checked out is all.

[Execution]

This thread is like a month old; she probably already died or got better by now, people.

[Raymond James]

My sides have been hurting for a couple hours now, the pain leaves then it comes back, it feels like someone is stabbing me in my stomach and sides.......







Am I dying?

Don't look for novice medical diagnosis from a forum, and it sounds like you have mild psychosomatic paranoia, hey I didn't mention novice psychological diagnosis *props glasses*

[Execution]

Don't look for novice medical diagnosis from a forum, and it sounds like you have mild psychosomatic paranoia, hey I didn't mention novice psychological diagnosis *props glasses*

lol

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[The Nexus]

no u aint yet lol

[LIEKPOOPYOPANTS]

My sides have been hurting for a couple hours now, the pain leaves then it comes back, it feels like someone is stabbing me in my stomach and sides.......







Am I dying?

Yes you are actually, you should definately go to the hospital. Most likely you have colon cancer. You should die in about 3 months.

[Worcester]

Yes you are actually, you should definately go to the hospital. Most likely you have colon cancer. You should die in about 3 months.

That diagnosed is one of the stupidest I have seen.... the symtoms of colon cancer are not like what she has said.
Also there is a now a good recovery rate with colon cancer, with treatment you can have a normal life...

Good job your not a doctor as most of your patients would be have died from mis-diagnoses and shock...