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Old 06-25-2007, 11:22 PM   #1
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Hey everyone,

This is my first time posting a new thread and I hope that you all have fun with it. But it seems to me that we all have tales to tell, both good and bad. I was wondering if you met up with a past lover what would you say to them.

To my best lover, besides my husband, I would say: "I so should have taken you up on that offer for one final time"

To my worst lover, I would say: "So did the Wendy's grandmothers ever help you find the beef?"
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Old 06-26-2007, 10:51 PM   #2
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To you I would say LEAVE ME ALONE
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Old 06-27-2007, 10:35 AM   #3
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LMAO valley girl, leave it to you! I guess the only thing I would say to any of them, is thanks for being a part of my life and I hope they are happy and doing well today.
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Old 06-27-2007, 11:29 AM   #4
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Old 06-27-2007, 01:26 PM   #5
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Best: I'm just now getting the feelings back in my legs ..and after a lengthy rehabilitation i can once again form simple sentences and make out simple shapes and colors

worst: I saw a poster of you hanging in the free clinic It said "coming soon, the gift that keeps oozing"
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Old 06-27-2007, 02:03 PM   #6
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i am dead and gone ofcourse i am not dead i just want to avoid them if possible

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Old 06-29-2007, 02:10 PM   #7
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I hate to admit it but one ex I would just have to ask.

You were gay before we started to date, Right? And just pray he said yes.

If not I am changing my name to Grace Adler

Oh and FYI It was a short relationship. Ha ha. Like weeks. ha ha
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Old 06-30-2007, 05:28 AM   #8
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making me giggle, ty hun

best : that was seriously your first time ??

worst : that was surely your first time !!

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Old 06-30-2007, 02:28 PM   #9
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Like the thread lol

To my best - I would say...why did we have to stop?
To my worst - You call that a penis?????????
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Old 06-30-2007, 08:33 PM   #10
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To my best one, I'd say let's give it one more try.
To my worst, Id ask if we could have one more night? I got a 2x4 to tie to my butt now.
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