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the best or worst pick up lines lol.
Old 10-23-2007, 03:56 AM   #1
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Thumbs up the best or worst pick up lines lol.

Ok I thought this would very funny to do. So let's here some of the best and worst pick up line you used or someone used on you.
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Old 10-23-2007, 06:47 AM   #2
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you must work in subway, you've given me a foot long


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Old 10-23-2007, 10:52 AM   #3
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"hey baby want some fries with that shake"
even worse

"wanna lock crotches and swap gravy"


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Old 10-24-2007, 01:39 AM   #4
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HAHA! I have to say this one could be done by the right guy!

"I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?"

(Looks at the tag in the back of your shirt) "Oh, just what I thought! Made in Heaven!"
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Old 10-24-2007, 10:00 AM   #5
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Old 10-24-2007, 12:30 PM   #6
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Old 10-24-2007, 07:40 PM   #7
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Old 10-25-2007, 12:15 AM   #8
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Old 10-25-2007, 01:06 AM   #9
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Hey Bitch... a/s/l

What's your sign

If I said you had a nice ass, would you hold it against me?
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Old 10-25-2007, 01:43 AM   #10
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Cool

Ok here I go.

A girl is across from you at a bar. You make a finger motion to get her to come over to you. Then you say if my finger made you *** just imagine what the rest of my body would make you do. Lol

One more. Was your dad a theif. She then looks at you with a blank stair. You then say he must of been because he stole the stars from the skys and put them in your eyes.

Which one do think worked?
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