Twas the Night Before Christmas - Adult Chat Ave Style

[Touch of Gray]

Twas the night before Christmas and all through Adult Chat,
not a pervert was stirring..not even ole Cat.

The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
in hopes that the pervs would not touch them there.
The cam **'s were nestled all snug in their beds
while visions of credit cards danced in their heads.

And mama in her kerchief and I in my cap,
had just settled down for a full body slap..
When out in the chat room there arose such a clatter,
I sprang out of position to see what was the matter.

Away to the computer I flew like a flash..
fired up my Explorer in a very quick dash.
The glow of the chatroom like new fallen snow,
was not spoiled at all by a single cam **.

When all the sudden, to my wondering eyes did appear..
But a little ole man in pink underwear.
This little ole man...so brash and so rude..
was Old Man in a Trenchcoat with his bad attitude.

More rapid than eagles, the chatters he blamed..
and he berated and insulted and called them by name..
"Now Debra, now Brad, now Ali, now Non..
how much drugs do you do on the Net that your on?
From the top of the list, no one is safe in this chat...
I'll harass each you all till I'm banned by the Cat."

And then in a twinkling, I heard in the room..
the sound of removal...a ban with a boom.
The Admin showed up and the ban he was given..
to guarantee this Christmas had no Trenchie vision.

But even for Trenchie..there is hope in sight..
for as he was banned he exclaimed,

"MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL....AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT"

[Taz.]

That was funny Touch ! Thanks for the laugh.. it was great
~ wonders what else he will write ~

*hugs*

[~Summy~]

[SIZE="3"]that was really cute Touch why didnt you include us allll....... I feel left out!!! [/SIZE]

[Mezmerized]

Excellent touch i feel i can
have a really good xmas now!!

[LIZZI]

That was so funny.... nice one Touch ...lmao

[AnGeL_EyEs42]

LMAOOOOO .....

[DevlinEire]

Touch that was



Thanks for the laff and i wish you a

wonderful Christmas.

[twinkle toez]

Originally Posted by Touch of Gray

Twas the night before Christmas and all through Adult Chat,
not a pervert was stirring..not even ole Cat.

The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
in hopes that the pervs would not touch them there.
The cam **'s were nestled all snug in their beds
while visions of credit cards danced in their heads.

And mama in her kerchief and I in my cap,
had just settled down for a full body slap..
When out in the chat room there arose such a clatter,
I sprang out of position to see what was the matter.

Away to the computer I flew like a flash..
fired up my Explorer in a very quick dash.
The glow of the chatroom like new fallen snow,
was not spoiled at all by a single cam **.

When all the sudden, to my wondering eyes did appear..
But a little ole man in pink undewear.
This little ole man...so brash and so rude..
was Old Man in a Trenchcoat with his bad attitude.

More rapid than eagles, the chatters he blamed..
and he berated and insulted and called them by name..
"Now Debra, now Brad, now Ali, now Non..
how much drugs do you do on the Net that your on?
From the top of the list, no one is safe in this chat...
I'll harass each you all till I'm banned by the Cat."

And then in a twinkling, I heard in the room..
the sound of removal...a ban with a boom.
The Admin showed up and the ban he was given..
to guarantee this Christmas had no Trenchie vision.

But even for Trenchie..there is hope in sight..
for as he was banned he exclaimed,

"MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL....AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT"

that was so amazing! i didn't almost read it
that just made my whole morning , what a funny and clever little peice! im going to rep you when i can! ty

[themauler]

that was comical as hell...just what i needed after today nice work touch

[~ lexi ~]

that has to be one of the best things i've ever read!
touchy you rock!