I am a son of a true bad ass. My father was a street gangster u would find on the street. My mom and dad are not officially together again but oh well thats their life. Anyways, I was a dumbass when I was young; gullible to anything I hear.
One day (I was 16), my dad was defining to me what a man is. "A man protects his woman, kicks major ass, has money all the time, makes right decisions, and has no less than an 8 inch penis." This made me think that I had everything... except the final words. I began to worry.
I wondered what size I was anyway. I went to the bathroom and tried to stimulate myself. When I felt that I reached my full extent size I quickly measured: about 7 inch. I panicked. "Does this mean Im not a man" I kept saying to myself. Whatever my dad said I felt it was right. I began to research what it takes to enlarge my weewee.
Then I found this certain pill. I secretly ordered it. When it arrived, I couldnt wait to try it out. It was hell in a bottle. I was constantly stimulated and I felt it enlarge tiny bit every time I took. For one month, I was tortured both physically and mentally.
Finally, I've had enough of it. I wanted to see if my magic wand has improved. I once again stimulated myself as desparately as I could and then measured: 8 and 1/4!! I went on my knees put my hands in the air and yelled : YEESS! I AM A MAN!!!
Merry Christmas.