What do you eat when you're under the influence?

[ßäbý ®ü±h]

Munchies mean weird things.
Please share your favorites.

(I will, but I have a doctors appointment like now. I just want no one else to make this thread)

[Red Venus Moon]

if I have had a few "too many" I would probably crave anything that is junk food... like a hamburger, french fries, pizza....all the bad crap

[Who]

smartfood white cheddar popcorn.

and girlscout cookies.

[ßäbý ®ü±h]

Originally Posted by Who

smartfood white cheddar popcorn.

and girlscout cookies.

I always want that sober.

[ßäbý ®ü±h]

Stoner Sandwich
1 plain bagel
Plain cream cheese (whole fat)
1 personal bag Nacho Cheese Doritos

Do not toast bagel
Cut bagel in half
Apply liberal amounts of cream cheese to both sides of bagel
On the sturdier side of the bagel (usually the top half), lay flat as many Doritos as possible. This should use up the majority of the chips in the bag.
Create a bagel sandwich by pressing the un-chipped half of bagel onto the larger half
Press halves firmly together to break chips into bitable sizes




Sugar Milk
1 glass whole milk
Hella sugar
1 spoon

Add hella sugar to glass of whole milk
Stir with a spoon




Chicken Strip Sandwich (found at your local Safeway)
3 chicken strips
1 dutch crunch roll
Ranch spread
Lettuce
Sliced cheddar cheese
Bacon strips

Slice dutch crunch roll as if making a sandwich
Add bacon, chicken strips, and cheese to roll
Heat sandwich until cheese melts over chicken strips
Apply a liberal amount of ranch spread to unheated roll side
Add lettuce and ranched half




Chicken Strip Cracker Fun
¼ to ½ lb chicken strips
1 sleeve Ritz crackers
2 packages of Garden Vegetable or Onion and Herb bagel spreads (found near your bagel isle, approx. $.75 each)

Dunk 2 Ritz into bagel spread
Break off avatar size piece of chicken from strip
Create a cracker sandwich

[twinkle toez]

I don't eat when i drink , I drink
until I was on the way home
and then I would be looking for left over's in the fridge
or chinese food , unless i was wasted in which case I had more fish to fry than eat !

[Who]

Originally Posted by twinkle toez

I don"t drink so i was trying to say it in a past tense and I got all confuzzled

and please explain to me what an 'onyon' is.

[Calaba]

Originally Posted by twinkle toez

I don't eat when i drank
until I was on the way home
and then I would be looking for left over's in the fridge
or chinese food , unless i was wasted in which case I had more fish to fry than eat !

I do not eat when I drink, unless I am on my way home. I would be looking for left overs in the refrigerator for chinese food. Unless I was wasted. I had more fish to fry then eat.

that is the best i can do.... and OH MY FUCKING GOD. that was a chore... i'm not sure i really got it... anyone else care to take a stab at it?

[ßäbý ®ü±h]

Originally Posted by Calaba

I do not eat when I drink, unless I am on my way home. I would be looking for left overs in the refrigerator for chinese food. Unless I was wasted. I had more fish to fry then eat.

that is the best i can do.... and OH MY FUCKING GOD. that was a chore... i'm not sure i really got it... anyone else care to take a stab at it?

*stabs it*

[Calaba]

Originally Posted by ßäbý ®ü±h

*stabs it*

and that just made me laugh so hard i was crying....

next time say so and i'll hold it for ya