Top Ten Lies Told In Chat

Boogieman FFS · 03-03-2008, 10:31 AM

So i was thinking this morning....(yeah i know but occasionally it does happen, LOL) Whether male or female, if you've spent enough time sitting back and observing the going's on in a chatroom on any given night...you have, no doubt, seen or personally encountered some of these declarations.

That being said, I thought it best to bring them to light. Ladies and gentleman, the TOP TEN LIES TOLD IN CHAT as observed by your favorite Uncle, Boogs.

1. "Sorry @ pm but I don't pm"
2. "I'm sorry, hun but I don't cyber"
3. "What... I really DON'T cyber" - i'd like to add as a sidenote that there are MANY things that fall under the cyber umbrella

4. "no i'm not married"
5. "I'm (insert age here)"
6. "I'm from (insert city or country here)
7. "No I'm only talking to you...."
8. "she's just a friend, we're not even that close"
9. "nah i'm not into e drama"
and number 10, the queen mother of all.....

"NO I DON'T LIKE PORN" lmaoooo

add some of your own, people!!!
xoxo
Boogs

SIMMERING · 03-03-2008, 10:55 AM

Can I lie and say that was really funny and enlightening?

Chazabelle · 03-03-2008, 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by SIMMERING

Can I lie and say that was really funny and enlightening?

Lulz. Nice. I'm def. gunna say that was an epic fail.

GeorgiaBelle · 03-03-2008, 12:19 PM

Lmao Hmmmm......... wonders if those are Boogs new pickup lines.

**Red Venus Moon** · 03-03-2008, 12:24 PM

You forgot the "My willy is 9-15" long" lie

I've seen men say that crap all the time

**Red Venus Moon** · 03-03-2008, 12:41 PM

"I've never cybered before

this is my first time"

tooo funny

vonnie · 03-03-2008, 02:28 PM

how about, im dying ive only got months to live.... then a few weeks later they pop up as someone else

Chazabelle · 03-03-2008, 02:43 PM

"Me and my friend are sitting here having ***..."

"Yeah, I'm skinny and pretty"

"Im depressed, Im going to kill myself"

Calaba · 03-03-2008, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by vonnie

how about, im dying ive only got months to live.... then a few weeks later they pop up as someone else

ok.. this made me full out belly laugh. had to set the laptop down before i dropped it.

or just as themselves.... healed by the power if internets!!!!!!!!!

Boogieman FFS · 03-03-2008, 05:38 PM

Simmer showin' the love as always ffs

lmaooo

i thought of TWO more great ones...

"My msn is ****ing up"

and

"No i don't HAVE msn "

xoxoxo
boogs