Classic chat lines!!

[themauler]

do you have any classic chat lines to get noticed theses are a few ive seen over the years feel free to join in


Did you fart, cause you blew me away.

Are your parents retarded, ‘cause you sure are special.

My Love for you is like diarrohea ... I can’t hold it in.

Do you have a library card, ‘cause I’d like to sign you out.

Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.

If you and I were Squirrels, I’d store my nuts in your hole.

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is
only a light switch away.

[Cat]

STFU!!!!

[themauler]

Originally Posted by ΩcatΩ

STFU!!!!

gee does that mean were not having dinner tomorrow

[Luka]

asl?
...........

[Abriel]

Originally Posted by Luka

asl?

...........

Hay baybaby wunt 2 cibur?

[Boogieman FFS]

If i said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

Baby park that thang and let me ride it! (ty hells lol)

Tell ya what... if you PROMISE me no funny stuff... I'll give you my addy

xoxo
boogs

[jamie the don]

canistickmypenisinsideyouplease

[jamie the don]

is that a mirror down your pants cos i can see myself down there later

[huffy]

oh, i thought you would, your mum does..

[Charise]

What's your sign?

Here's my sign buddy! Oh wait.. you can have two!