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Old 04-23-2008, 11:39 PM   #1
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After hearing numerous complaints about drooping testicles, erectile dysfunction, and otherwise unsightly male manhood sag I have taken a page out of the ladies falsify your breasts textbook and fashioned the Amazing "Ballbag" Just like 99 percent of the chat ladies suffer from unsightly breast sag, chatters like Non, Focker and Beerslob all complain about having problems with ladies laughing at their pathetic little bits of manhood when they undress, now, with the "Ballbag" all chatters can hope to come close to matching the virile manliness of Funky Dunky. The Ballbag is like a little turtleneck that cups the balls forcing them up against the underside of the shaft thus giving the illusion of a fuller more erect package , unfortunately some chatters like the three mentioned above have such small penises that the testicles are actually forced up over the penis thus hiding the shaft alltogether. I cannot be held responsible for penises under 6 inches, please take that up with God. I expect my product to be in the store in the next few weeks so order yours now so as not to be disappointed.
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Old 04-24-2008, 12:22 AM   #2
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LMAOOOOOOOO ! ! !

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Old 04-24-2008, 12:25 AM   #3
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Hey you don't laugh, for once i am serious
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Old 04-24-2008, 04:02 PM   #4
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Fair enough. Makes sense.
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Old 04-24-2008, 04:12 PM   #5
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oh ffs...lol
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Old 04-24-2008, 07:25 PM   #6
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due to copyright infringement laws i have had to change the name of my male support system from ballsack to ballbrassiere, hopefully this does not delay the launch of this much needed male pickmeupper
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I'm making a list of all the men I know that need this? Will you give me a discount for a gross of them? (that's 144 for all you pervs that are thinking something else )
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FUNKY EITHER U HAVE WAY TOO MUCH TIME ON YOUR HANDS OR YOUR JUST COMPLETELY WARPED ,EITHER WAY HATS OFF TO YOU. U HAVE A VERY CREATIVE MIND KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK
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It is not about too much time, it is about me striving to better peoples lives
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Old 05-01-2008, 01:15 AM   #10
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It is not about too much time, it is about me striving to better peoples lives

well hell you make me laugh and my life is better already
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