My wierdest name i have heard is Doctor Oobi. Thats so weird. it's like,
"Hey kids, im Doctor OOOOOOOOObi. It really stands for oobidoobiekanoobie but we keep it serious and say its just plain old Oobi. Lollipop?"
I mean really, what the heck?!?

(no offense to mr. dr. oobi.)
PAYCE
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