My Little PWNY vs. The Intensive-Care Bears

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In the magical world of...well, magic, there lived two races: the Little Ponies, and the Care Bears.

The two races had battled for domination of the land for generations, both sides believing that their race was the superior species and deserved to rule supreme. Each side found the strongest and most leader-like of their kind and elected them the ruler, in charge of assembling and directing the army.

However, through their endless fighting the land was ravaged and the livelihood of both races was threatened. Reluctantly, the leaders of both groups created a truce between the two races for the sake of the world; the Ponies and Bears would return to their homelands and live in peace there, leaving the other creatures alone to do the same.

Over the years times have changed; no longer in need of a leader to command over an army both races returned to how they been before.
They lived in harmony with the world, each race ignoring the existence of the other and having no contact whatsoever, and peace reigned for centuries.

The Ponies returned to live in Ponyland, a land of vast meadows wish lush green grass, forests and wildlife, little settlements and cottages dotted across the region. The Bears to their home in the high mountains of Careland and the forests around the base, a place full of caves, thick woodlands, and easy access to the Cloudland above, where the majority of Bears live.

There is a large area between these lands that most don't venture into. It was left as large space between the homelands of the two groups so they would never need to cross paths again.
Over time, due to no one inhabiting it, it has become an overgrown and deadly region, home to the unknown. No one dare risk going there now out of fear; many stories are told about the area, tales of ghosts, huge carnivorous plants, large monstrous beasts and all manner of deadly environment. Most believe they are just old ghost stories created on hearsay and tales, but still they do not dare set foot within the grounds.


All is well in the world...until now.

Recently two bodies were found near the unknown lands; a Bear and a Pony. Both had gone missing and so others hand been sent to find them.
Along the far side of the dark forests, near the base of a mountain and beside the beach is where the trail lead to. The Ponies and Bears both risked their lives to find the missing member of their race, starting on their respective sides of the forest. Each party made their way only a little way into the forest before finding a small clearing, the clearing in which they met one another, and the clearing in which the two bodies were found, badly beaten. Immediately they assumed a fight had broken out between the two now deceased creatures upon finding one another, and they had battled to the death.
The groups took the bodies' of their friends back home and informed everyone of what had happened, each side believing that it was the other who must have provoked the confrontation, and so, had broken the ancient treaty.

They were in need of a leader again. The descendants of the old leaders were found and placed in charge. They assembled their forces and prepared for battle. It was clear now that even after so long the two races could not continue to live in peace, even miles away from one another, and so they had to fight once more; even if it meant the destruction of the world itself, one species would become the victor over the others, one would reign supreme, even if the world they reigned over was a burning husk of what it used to be, one which they would ride into oblivion.

The new King of the Care Bears, once known as Champ Bear changes his name to Bane Bear, becoming King Bane.
The new Queen of the Ponies, once known as Starshine changed her name to Sunfire, becoming Queen Sunfire. (This'll obviously be your mom if you're the Pony Princess, Keikoa.)

War is declared.

YOU are the leader or member of a particular division.
Your mission: track down and DESTROY any creatures of the other species.
Feel free to come up with your own mission objective, such as assassinating a leader, kidnapping someone with info you need, something like that, the only thing that is obligatory is bloody, brutal murder of those of the other race (if you're on an assassination/kidnapping mission then just take down anyone of the other race that gets in your way).

But... What really happened in that clearing? Their hearts filled with distrust and hatred for the other species, perhaps they assumed too much? Then again, those same things are good reasons as to why the two deceased magical creatures might have engaged in combat.


I suppose you'll have to find the truth out for yourselves... Oh yes, I know what happened. I know the truth. But that would be telling.

Gimme a second to post the character sheeeeeeet~

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CHARACTER SHEET: (If you know what race you want to be, in the areas where there's details depending on race, feel free to skip the race you don't belong to; I'll have made the races bold.)

Race: Little Pony or Care Bear.

Name: You can choose to either go by just one name, or you can create a war name for yourself. All your original names have to follow the traditional guidelines, so you can't call your character Chaos Bear or Havoc Misery-Moondrop; however, your WAR name can be something like that.
Ponies have names such as Locket, Heartshine, things like that. Here is a list of ponies’ names to help you get the gist or become inspired: >>CLICK<< Feel free to take the name of a pony that already exists if it strikes your fancy. You can also click on the names to see the appearance if you want to use that too. NAMES ARE USUALLY RELATED TO YOUR TALENT/APPEARANCE.
There are also "Big Brother" ponies: >>CLICK<< Those names should help you know what you're going for if you're a male pony. Something slightly manlier, but feel free to call him something like Moonshine or whatever too.
Bears are named after things such as Bedtime Bear, Cheer Bear, and Wish Bear, here's a list of bears already in creation: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Care_Bears Again feel free to steal a name from there if you want. Just remember you're named after something to do with you, whereas ponies are just something cute or w/e. All Care Bears have the last name Bear, but may or may not refer to others by their full name or not. For instance if you're friends with someone you might just call them Bedtime, but if you're not close or want to show respect you'd call them Bedtime Bear. Kinda like adding mister or miss. NAMES MUST BE RELATED TO ABILITY.

Age: Let's say they're similar to humans. If you're 16 or over you have no choice but to join the army. Younger and you have to go through a test to prove your worth as a soldier.

Background: What made you join the army? If you're young or have a family or some other reason not to fight it's not obligatory, however in any other case it's mandatory; the army needs all the soldiers it can get. Did you choose to join, leaving your family behind, or despite an injury or illness? Or maybe you were forced into the war even though you abhor the whole idea?

Appearance: What do you look like? Are you wearing armour like a soldier? Or maybe something stealthy as an assassin? Basic appearance and optional clothes here.
Ponies: Normal pony/Pegasus/unicorn. I don't think a Pegasus-unicorn should be allowed, it gives a bit of an unfair advantage.
Basic colour/colour scheme. Mane and tail colours (it can be a mixture of various). YOU CAN HAVE DYED YOUR MANE/TAIL BUT NOT YOUR BODY. Eyes and details such as a symbol to do with your power/special ability/what you're named after. Accessories such as bows and the like?
Bears: Armour/clothes. There aren't any flying bears or bears with horns.
Basic colour/colour scheme. Your stomach, muzzle and cheeks don't HAVE to be white. AS A BEAR YOU CAN HAVE EVEN DYED YOUR FUR. Do you have a little hairstyle too, and if so is it the same colour or not? Tail is the same. Eyes and details such as your nose shape/colour and what is the symbol on your stomach (has to be related to abilities/name)?
Tattoos and piercings are also available, though bears might be more likely to have dyed tattoos into their fur. Though you could have a shaved area...maybe a little mohawk?

Powers/Special abilities:
Ponies: You all have a unique ability that you're born with, though not all are going to help you in battle as it can range from breathing fire or something insane like that, to being artistically gifted.
Unicorns often have a horn-related ability; perhaps your horn just glows when you use telepathy or something, or maybe it fires a beam of some sort?
Pegasi - which is apparently plural for Pegasus, who knew? - obviously have the ability of flight, though I'm willing to allow another power, just make it a little weaker than the average or something, so no pegasi shooting flaming comets from their asses, mmkay? POWERS ARE USUALLY RELATED TO SYMBOL/NAME.
Bears: Your abilities are pretty much the same except it has a wider range into useless things, such as being good at comforting people or teaching children about sea life and how to protect it. That might not be useful in battle, so I'd recommend going with the more deadly options. POWERS MUST BE RELATED TO SYMBOL AND NAME.




MMMKAY, I think that about sums it up. Feel free to ask questions if you're unsure, but don't be afraid to be creative; as long as you're not a demigod that shoots the meaning of life from it's eyes thus melting the other creatures with the sheer amount of knowledge that it entails you're probably good to go.
Also, sorry for the HUEG read guys, but I was on a roll with the backstory, and when it came to the character sheet there were a lot of details to go into. I'll post my character sheet in a second so you know what kinda thing you're going for. Bear with me. Lol, bear...get it, 'cause...you know...bears? ... Fine, screw it.

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This is much more fun than it really should be...oh lol.

For anyone wanting a glimpse of what life was like for these creatures before the new war was started, and what exactly you're fighting for, check these show intros out:
Ponies: http://uk.*******.com/watch?v=C8HStgXn5eA
Bears: http://uk.*******.com/watch?v=lNm5Hqow78I
Apparently, Ponies are much more capable of standing on their hind legs than I thought...this was the not the particular series I ever saw, though, so...

SELECT YOUR CHARACTER

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NEW PLAYER!

Race: Little Pony.
Name: Sky Melody. Codename for war: Death Melody.
Age: 18.
Background: Sky Melody is a fairly average Pony, the only difference in her life to others is that her parents are deceased; her mother died in childbirth, and when she was still fairly young her father grew ill and passed on as well. Aside from than she's always been a fairly carefree and fun-loving Pony like all the rest, and her friends have always helped her through.
She decided she definitely wanted to join the army, as she wanted to fight for a better tomorrow and ensure a good life for her people, although she's slightly more willing than most to hear the Bears' side of the story. Her greatest wish would be to resume the truce.
Appearance: Fitting for her name, Sky Melody is a Pegasus. Her body is of a medium-to-dark blue colour, her eyes are electric blue, and her mane and tail are white with a slight touch of sky blue here and there. She has died her mane and tail black for war. Her symbol is two white music notes, ♪ and ♫ with some little wavy white lines and swirls around the area.
EDIT: I knew I'd forgotten something. She wears stealth clothing; a full on outfit including shoes to keep her steps quiet. If she has to go into a non-assassination mission such as out in battle she wears more extensive armour for protection.
Powers/Special abilities: Sky Melody's particular talent lies in music, but because of this she's honed her voice to be able to reach a very high pitch which is harmful to others' ears. If she concentrates it enough she could perhaps cause permanent deafness, or even make someone's head explode...hopefully. Because of her particular ability, she works mostly on stealth missions. Due to her age she isn't a leader, just a member of a team; she's part of the special stealth division.

[Nolre Aperrelous]

Can we be a bear who went against the way of the bears and was shunned into the region of which no man ventures?

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Originally Posted by Nolre Aperrelous

Can we be a bear who went against the way of the bears and was shunned into the region of which no man ventures?

Fucking go for it dood. BEAR RAMBO.

[Nolre Aperrelous]

You bet your virgin ass he's a Rambo bear. Watch me describe tearing a pony's throat out. Read along.

Race: Bear.
Name: Felon Bear
Age: 27
Background: Felon Bear grew up in a happy home, his mother stayed home with the children and his father was always off to work, his siblings and him bickered and they were happy. Around Felon's seventh birthday, his dad up and left. His mother was distraught, and was too depressed to explain what divorce meant. His brothers and sisters were taken away from him, and he was left with his now alchoholic mother. She fell into prostitution and Felon was left alone for days at a time. He began to go outside of the limits of the neighborhood and met the wrong people at the wrong times. He lived for danger since then and his "friends" pushed the limits. One day they ventured into the Foribidden Zone and his friends were killed by a shadow like figure. Felon was blamed and banished into the forest, but because of his newfound knowledge, he survived and now lives within the Zone, fending for himself. He knows of the war outside and will kill any ponies stupid enough to make the same mistake he did.
Appearence:
Powers/Special abilities: Felon knows over 1,678,987,342,563,780 ways to kill you, 1,678,987,341,677,562 ways which involve his bare hands. He has trained himself in the ways of gurilla fighting and is well equipped with custom weapons to help him fight as such. He has created 1,234,432 fighting styles and has booby trapped the pony's side of the zone, knows it like the back of his hand and will show no mercy. His shack is surrounded by the decaying hearts of his victims, the hundreds that lay there is his testament to Satan Bear.

Now read this brutal shit:

Felon watched the pony from a distance as it tried to navigate through the mud and the muck, breathing silently and twirling his combat knife in his fingers. He wiped a single bead of sweat from his brow and ran through the trees, getting a closer look at his prey. The pony, obviously afraid, looked around in concern. Felon ducked just in time as the filthy horse looked in his direction.

"Is anyone there? It's me, Starshine."

The shrill and pathetic, weak noise the beast produced sickened Felon and filled him with hatred and rage. It reminded him of his mother as she begged for crack money. He stopped twirling the blade and grasped it tightly, causing the steel to ring and echo throughout the forest. The pony's eyes widened and it opened it's mouth to speak again, interrupted as Felon's blade whistled towards it. In two seconds, the horse's tongue was pinned to a tree and Felon was behind it, poised to kick it into the grime. He did so, severing the tongue from the tree and watched the frail animal hit the ground, a trail of blood falling to the ground.

Felon pulled the blade from the tree and sheathed it as the beast jumped to it's feet, charging at Felon with it's horn pointed at his throat. He stepped to the side and grabbed the small horn, ripping it from the horse's crown. Blood splattered everywhere as he jabbed the horn through the side of the horse's left eye and out the other, kicking it to the ground. He then grabbed the horse around the throat and pulled it off of the ground, lifting it up as his grip tightened around the pony's throat. Blood trailed from the eyes and Felon grinned, licking the trail of blood from the pony's face.

Felon placed his freehand around the beast's ankle, sinking his finger's into it's throat, blood in turn, sprayed forth as he pulled, quite literally ripping the throat from the animal. A large shower of blood was produced as he threw the now limp body to the ground, lighting a ciggerette as said body hit the ground.

"Lay down, asshole."






Pwnt.

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Originally Posted by Nolre Aperrelous

She fell into prostitution

I love you. Prostitute Care Bears.


I was gonna post, but I can't stop that in a stealth mission...I'll need someone else to post and give me a lead up, my shit'll only look lame compared to that post otherwise... IF NOBODY ELSE JOINS THIS SHIT I'LL POST THOUGH, I SWEAR MAN, EVEN IF IT'S JUST YOU AND ME, GODDAMN.

Nicely done, too. This is a perfect example of the brutality I expect from everyone else. TWIST THIS WORLD OF HAPPY SUNSHINE LOLLIPOPS COTTON CANDY CLOUDS AND PEACE INTO A WORLD FILLED WITH THE SCREAMING OF THE DAMNED AS THEY WRITHE IN AGONY, BURNING IN THE WHITE-HOT FIRE OF YOUR RAGE!

[Nolre Aperrelous]

Originally Posted by xobscenemetalmelodiez

TWIST THIS WORLD OF HAPPY SUNSHINE LOLLIPOPS COTTON CANDY CLOUDS AND PEACE INTO A WORLD FILLED WITH THE SCREAMING OF THE DAMNED AS THEY WRITHE IN AGONY, BURNING IN THE WHITE-HOT FIRE OF YOUR RAGE!

You should intro for deathmetal bands. Seriously.

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Originally Posted by Nolre Aperrelous

You should intro for deathmetal bands. Seriously.

Well, I suppose I do have a way with setting the mood.

[.::Kill0_0Frosty::.]

Race: Care Bear
Name: Maniac Bear
Age: 40
Background: Maniac grew up in a broken home. His father WifeBeater Bear eventually ended up in jail and his mother, shutupandcookbitch Bear spent her time cooking for a Care Bear who wasn't there. She'd driven herself mad. This was a time when the war of the Bears and the Ponies were still raging on. Maniac had decided he would join the fight. He was called something else back then, but he didn't remember that name anymore.

He was brutul. He had a bloodlust for war that could never be quenched. He quickly moved up the ranks and decimated many a Pony. When the treaty came he was furious. He never stopped fighting. The elders ordered he be locked away... and that's where he's been for the last decade or so. Now that the war has restarted again... they will need his help.

Appearance:

Powers/Special abilities: Maniac Bear has acquired a sort of hunter's tracking instincts. He knows where and when the Ponies will appear, and his bloodlust is the fuel to his rage. Once the muzzle is removed all hell breaks loose.
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Maniac Bear crouched below behind a thick brush. The war had already started much to the pleasure of Maniac. Several Bears and Ponies were fighting just twenty feet away. Maniac was overwhelmed as the butterflies in his stomach fluttered around. He was anxious to jump out and beat them all to death with his paws, but he restrained himself. He was in control.

"Shouldn't we wait for the others?" asked on of the Bears that were with him. Maniac grimaced and turned to face him.
"Wait," he mimicked in a teasing voice, "If you're afraid you can go back... Gay bear!" he hissed.
"I'm Happy Bear...," he heard the Bear mutter.
"You go around the back. I'm gonna pop out and that's when you bring them out!" ordered Maniac, pointing to a huddled group of four small children, that were tied and bound. Happy Bear nodded, and started going around the clearing. Maniac waited. He sprang.

None of them noticed him yet. He felt insulted. "Ponies!" shouted Maniac. "You're going to give yourselves in this minute!" The skirmish seemed to die off as the fighters turned to stare at him, bewildered by his words.
"I don't think so...," said one of the Ponies. He was a male, blue and had a broken horn. "I'd like to see you make us though,"
Maniac smirked, and at that moment Happy Bear emerged into the clearing with the four children. Maniac could hear them crying. Pathetic.

"Give yourselves in... or we slit the childrens' throats!" threatened Maniac.
"What!" screamed one of the ponies, and one of the Bears. "You wouldn't dare!" Maniac laughed. A cold, hysterical laugh that echoed around them.
"Happy, slit the first child! Let's show them how serious we are," he ordered. Happy gulped hard. He seemed reluctant. At that moment the blue Pony dashed towards Maniac, head lowered, broken horn aimed at Maniac's head. Maniac rolled to the side, grabbing a piece of wood, and jumped to his feet. The pony came at him again, and he swung hard, connecting the stick with the Pony's head. The blue male fell with a hard thud to the ground, and Maniac lunged the stick into the Pony's side.

The Pony made a weird noise and writhed, but it didn't move after that. The other Ponies bucked and darted to him, but were cut off by the other Bears. When they looked for him again Maniac was at the childrens throats, removing his muzzle. "Give up...," was the last words he murmured. As the muzzle hit the floor Maniac smiled, teeth shining in the light, he lunged for a child's neck....