Christmas Gifts for Trenchy

Old Man in Trench Coat · 11-06-2008, 02:22 AM

I am starting this early as I want it to be a truly special Christmas not only for me, well mainly for me but for you all as well.I had a special present last night when American selected it's first African American president. I also have my lovely wife. So how can you chatters make this a very special for me. Now I got several Figis gift certificates fro 7.99 up to 149 dollars and you could never go wrong with tasty holiday cheese products from Wisconsin.

So please follow with gifts which truly will please me.

Thank you and Merry Christmas a few days early from the old Trencher and I decided no inane cartoons unless they involved cats doing strange stuff.

soliloquy101 · 11-06-2008, 08:43 PM

Lucy Liu spread eagled on a bed. The bed would be then wrapped in a flowery pattern (deal with it) and then FedEx'd to you.

That better get top dollars.

Whiskey Lizard · 11-06-2008, 11:44 PM

Trenchy stripped down to his underwear, bound and gagged... with a rope to the back of my Harley.. being dragged through 20 miles of hot asphalt....... OH SNAP ! thats what I want for Christmas...

never mind....

Id get Trenchy a Bazooka .. so he can fire it at cats and dogs that come to do thier bizness in his yard !
SO like what do I win ??

Lizard

Old Man in Trench Coat · 11-07-2008, 12:38 AM

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Originally Posted by soliloquy101

Lucy Liu spread eagled on a bed. The bed would be then wrapped in a flowery pattern (deal with it) and then FedEx'd to you.

That better get top dollars.

If you could deliver that which I doubt maybe a great gift would come your way but for your heart I will send you a tin of chocolate covered potato chips. Hey they are not bad.

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Originally Posted by Whiskey Lizard

Trenchy stripped down to his underwear, bound and gagged... with a rope to the back of my Harley.. being dragged through 20 miles of hot asphalt....... OH SNAP ! thats what I want for Christmas...

never mind....

Id get Trenchy a Bazooka .. so he can fire it at cats and dogs that come to do thier bizness in his yard !
SO like what do I win ??

Lizard

A bazooka would be a nice gift but being someone who actually donates money to ASPCA nationally and locally on a yearly basis I refuse to be cruel to animals. People who harm animals are among the lowest of low forms of life. No and I don't hunt. However the bazooka will be appreciated and used. And for your generosity I will send you a fun tin of brightly decorated candy prunes which not only are yummy but also could help you if your system needs regulation.

Distorted Dreams · 11-07-2008, 01:07 AM

for u trench ... dont worry .... we cleaned it ... its been well used ... so u should fit comfortably

merry x-mas in 6 weeks btw

Whiskey Lizard · 11-07-2008, 01:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Old Man in Trench Coat

A bazooka would be a nice gift but being someone who actually donates money to ASPCA nationally and locally on a yearly basis I refuse to be cruel to animals. People who harm animals are among the lowest of low forms of life. No and I don't hunt. However the bazooka will be appreciated and used. And for your generosity I will send you a fun tin of brightly decorated candy prunes which not only are yummy but also could help you if your system needs regulation.

AWW thats it ?? Candy Prunes ? think you need them more than I do Trenchy.... thanks any way .....

Lizard

midnightstar · 11-07-2008, 08:51 AM

A razor and electric hair clippers.

Swagger · 11-07-2008, 07:06 PM

Get him a flesh light

Old Man in Trench Coat · 11-07-2008, 10:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Swagger

Get him a flesh light

Interesting gift from a loser with a figure masturbating for his avatar, Once again I can see why the majority of you are single and destined to be for the remainders of what lives you may have yet to live. But Swagger for you from the fine folks of Figis a tin of chocolate Santas and a fire extinguisher for to quickly extinguish any unplanned cross fires.

Swagger · 11-07-2008, 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Old Man in Trench Coat

Interesting gift from a loser with a figure masturbating for his avatar, Once again I can see why the majority of you are single and destined to be for the remainders of what lives you may have yet to live. But Swagger for you from the fine folks of Figis a tin of chocolate Santas and a fire extinguisher for to quickly extinguish any unplanned cross fires.

A little over sensitive arent we