Rp Awards ^_^ (My gift to you!)

[Keikoa]

"Well folks, after all the years of watching this roleplay forum thrive and die and thrive again, we finally have some roleplay awards going out on this day." Jim Jimson says into the microphone.

"Yes, yes we are." Willy some random guy replies.

Jim stares at Willy for a second with a confused look on his face. After what seemed like decades, Jim turns back to the microphone. "Here we have some of the best roleplayers ever receiving awards from the H.M.I.C (Head Mod In Charge I just wanted to give myself a title hehehe). Here she comes now Keikoa A.k.A bre to give out the awards, for the wonderful roleplayers of this forum." Jim screams like a little girl, as he tosses his scooby doo boxers at the Mod.

Keikoa dodges the boxers looking, and then walks up the steps to the platform in a lime green jump suit, with a a stack of papers in her hand. The mod sets down the papers, and puts on her oversized reading glasses. After adjusting herself on the podium, Bre finally speaks. "In the event of an emergency please exit through the rear doors to your left..." Keikoa stops squinting at the paper. "If you do not make it out in time, thank you anyway for joining...wait a second...wrong ceremony." Keikoa crumples up the piece of paper and pulls her first certificate.

"Alrighty then…Let’s get this shindig started. This first award is for the "Biggest Spaz". This award possesses the qualities of getting off track very easily. Saying random things, making random pictures, basically straying as far away from a subject as one person can. This award is also for a person who is able to come up with insanely random rps, but they always work out." Keikoa stops for dramatic effect. "The award for biggest spaz goes to... Melody a.k.a Laura. Laura Laura has made up awesome characters, funny siggys and a really good thread. My little ponies vs. Carebears is one of the many threads we have here in the forums that makes rp more than just vampires, or wars. Laura Laura also gets the award for "leading lady/bad ass mama" in the thread Corrupt for Alice. Laura is a valued member of this forum, and the award goes to her because she has truly worked hard for it, or slacked off I don't know. Laura thank you for being that fresh cup of orange juice in the morning, you bring fresh air to this forum, I think I can speak for us all when I say there is no one just like you."


Keikoa waits as the crowd applause dies down, "Alrighty next award is for "Helping Mod." This award goes to someone who should be a Mod,but is just a regular rper who enjoys the art. This person has made a total of four rp threads, plus many more in the past. A real riot this one,
always coming up with new ideas to help the forum, And helps in recruiting by being as lovable as two dogs in a blanky. The award for helping mod goes to... Kill Frosty AkA Azra. The man can write... I will also like to take time out to say, never in the past nor in the present did I ever did the fluff fluff with this Azra person. Anywho, with the awesome threads, funny comebacks, and a face that makes you want to eat donuts, this young man has been a really big help to me and the rp forum. Azra has been active for a very long time, and he keeps threads interesting. Azra has also created, I think the first, first person thread in the four years that I've been here, The End. Along with those achievements, Azra has successfully made two threads WOG I and II, both of which did fairly well. Also the award for "biggest heart throb character" goes to Azra's character in War of Gods, Prince Cronus. Thank you Azra for being a helping hand in this forum, and for bringing up the mere idea of killing Frosty the snow man."


Keikoa adjusted her glasses and cleared her throat, "Okay....now the award for "Gangsta Rper" is for one our new roleplayers who just made a thread. It doesn't mean that this roleplayer goes to grocery stores and steals bread from little old women. Nooo this award is for a person who just plunged in, and made a rp about gangstas. Not everyone has the balls to just and create a thread, and really just make it work. This award goes to...Masta Shake. Now at first I must admit, I was like awww shucks here's another spammer who might make fun of roleplaying, but I was dead wrong. Mr Shake here has created a fun thread with guns. It was a nice start, and very gangsta. Being one our newest member to the thread, I just want to say officially welcome, and thank you for bringing gangstaness into out lives, and for having santa shooting off guns one your siggy real badass. Masta Shake also gets another award for "funniest character name". Shootabitchi was really funny, oddly. Thanks for bringing a new additition to this thread."

"Speaking of new members." Keikoa shuffles paper "At first I wasn't going to give this person an award but I think she deserves it. This next award is for Shelly, for being interested. The fact that she asked how this thing works get a A+ in my book. Shelly my dear you get the award for "Interested Noobie." I think it's great when someone knew wants to learn the art of roleplaying. It takes a lot of guts to even ask for help in that area. Thanks for venturing out and trying new things and I look forward to seeing you pop up in one of the threads some day."

"So....yeah next one is the award for "Roleplay Samauri" I know it might be a stupid name, but I like it so hush.... now this award is for a rper who brings a sort of twist to the forum. His rp style is very genius, and he has a way with words. He is something different, and a respected rper by all. Norle Aperrelous aka. Joe Joe Joey Jackson… I know his name is long.. but , your ass gets the award for Roleplay Samauri. Creating two of the never before done or whatever threads deserves some credit. First it was the starwars thread, Soltice, and last but not least, because he has done more in the past, was the very sick and very twisted thread, Corrupt. You have a way of painting a very beautiful picture with your words, as well as letting "bitches" know about happy go lucky attitude. Also you have created a thread where a prostitu.te, excuse me prostetic limb was even offered. Norle my dear sir you also get an award for "twisted character." Your character Sid was the pothead from hell. His ending scene had everyone's mouth dropping. Thanks for being that serious/ funny mister we need in our lives. And for coming back after your mini vacation."

"This next person gets an award for creating maybe the most complicated thread, we've ever had in this forum with the help of frosty. Irish you get the award for, "Most complicated Noob." Now I don't meant Noob in a disrespectful way, for all I know you've been rping for like hundreds of years, but to me you are new to the forum. Welcome friend, thank you for bringing a video game type of thread to this forum. I know working with frosty made it easier, but I think it took guts to even go for it. Like everyone else you get another award for the "ability to accept criticism". I don't know if I'm using the right word, but I don't know many people who would take suggestions about their thread and run with it. New people generally are touchy about their threads, and changing it. Thank you for creating a thread that makes me get a headache and chills for excitement at the same time."

"Okaaaaaayyyyy, now lets see...lets see...alrighty now this next award is "Biggest Rp Sweetheart." This award is for the person behind the words. This person receiving this award today is a real sweetheart...well duh, but she plays some very awesome characters, but manages to be really nice. Don't get me wrong she'll shank you, but she is about the nicest person ever. Moonlight Angel a.k.a Lucy Lucy, gets the award for biggest sweetheart. She is also one of our actives and a mod of college chat, but still able to come here with this small lot and rp her ass off. Her character outside her character shows that she has a good heart inside of her. Lucy keeps in contact with the ones who even bothers, and once you really get to know her you'll see why she is getting this award. Besides from being a total sweetheart, Lucy is all full of OCC goodness. Along with Biggest Rp Sweetheart, Lucy is also receiving the award for "biggest bitch" for her character in the thread, SSR...I mean SRM... kendra is the name and bitch is her game. Lucy my love thank you for being apart of this thread, and really bringing some sugar to this tea.” Keikoa paused to laugh at her own joke, which forced everyone to laugh at her lame attempt.

[Keikoa]

“Shhesh a lot of people and I still have a few more to go… Now, this next award is for the man behind the warrior. “Warrior Roleplayer.” I think Feliks deserves this award. I don’t think everyone realizes just how hard it is to come into the forum and post two to three full paragraph posts almost every other day. It gets very complicated after a while, and sometimes the forum becomes the last thing on your list. I think that Feliks has definitely had a lot on his plate, still he pops up and posts his awesome posts while remaining one of the normal ones here. Sometimes though he slips, I said it before and I’ll say it again. If you hang around this lot for too long, you tend to shank people. I’m getting off topic. Feliks deals with school among other things, and at times yes he may be gone for long periods of times but he always comes back. I will personally like to say that I’m for one am glad that Feliks didn’t go away forever and ever when he said goodbye it was a sad moment. Feliks you deserve this award, as well as “Mod’s choice on demon character.” Your character adenosine in WOG I and II gave star studded performances. And I don’t know about anyone else, but when Adenosine died to go with the Gods’ it was kind of sad. Thank you Feliks for coming back and being our warrior roleplayer.” Keikoa smiled waving a bit, and then lowered her head back down to the papers.

“MMMkay, next award is for "most random Siggy"… I know it has nothing to do with the rp forum, but this person did participate in a couple of our threads. Even made a female character in WOG II. I don’t know if anyone noticed that, but I did and it was pretty impressive. It is not often that you see a male rper use a female character. But I’m getting off topic, Squares my random friend you get “Most Random Siggy” The whole comic strip kind of threw me off guard, and made me want to spit milk at the same time. That’s very rare seeing as I don’t like milk at all. Along with “Most Random Siggy”, you also win an award for "co-ed characters" in WOG II. Congratulations, and thanks for being another random addition to this disfunctional forum family.”


“Jay my friend you get an award too. For what… I do not know just yet…wait yes I do…” Rp Instigator” I think you and Melody had like a four-five or more post fight that was f’n hillarious. Not everyone can instigate silly little fights in good humor. You are truly one funny individual. Along with this award you also get the award for Silliest Idea. Who ever thought of rp’n real life I mean really Jay…really…really… but it was a good attempt. Thanks for bringing some internetly fighting amongst these forums.”

Keikoa did a little dance, and then all of a sudden stopped, “Alrighty we are dwindling down. We have three more awards left to go. The next one is going to the author of the thread Guardians, for “Awesome Thread Maker.” Please I will ask that you do not laugh at my names that I make up, I think they are pretty good. Okay, so Fade honey you get the award for “Awesome Thread Maker” You have successful made an awesome thread with a plot and an opening for imagination. And I must say not everyone who is new to the forum can do that. Fade I just want to say thank you for giving us the thread guardians. I also would like to present you with the award for “Take Charge Woman” for your character Caladae. Caladae to me is a "no nonsense character", and you can respect that and you played her well. Thank you for being yet another addition to our threads, and rp members. I appreciate you.”

"Another person who also gave us another awesome thread, with a list of characters or beings if you will with a definition next to them. I didn’t know what some of those creatures were, but by the definition this person gave it helped a lot. Fain I would like to give you the award for. “Detailed thread maker.” This award goes to you because you knew what you wanted you explained it, and you even made an explanation so no one would be lost. You created rules for your roleplay which are always good when dealing with rpers in my opinion, and a list. It was a perfect thread to form cliques and such. Fain you also get the award for “Bad Ass character pic.” I think the black dragon will explain that all.” Keikoa laughes.”Thank you Fain for contributing to the Chat Ave Roleplay Forums. Your efforts are greatly appreciated.”


“Last but not least, I would like to name off some names for people who put some OCC goodness into this forum. Yes folks I’m talking about the Super Evil Panda land which was created by No Name… That is the name No Name… Anywho I’m just going to name off some names. Marius De Romanus, Zumy,Greenster, Who, DanThinksHesIndie, And… I’m too lazy to name anymore last but not least Clemetine for giving her first post in the bear and pony thread… I want to say I appreciate all of you, all of the ones who got awards today and the potential members. You have really kept me from quiting the forum a long time ago. I hope we make super awesome cool threads in the future, and don’t ever leave because if you do I will burn your things or sale them all at a yard sale for one dollar.” Keikoa gave a evil smirk. “I hope you enjoy this and sorry I couldn’t get you awesome certificates to fit… but I got all imaginary certificates… yay you… Also if I forgot any names I truly apologize. Thank you and Good Morning…”

( It may not be the greatest thing ever, but I just want to give a little something back. Hope you like it!!)

[.::Kill0_0Frosty::.]

lmao Bre. Thanks.
I stopped eating to read all of that.

["IRISH" RUFUS MURPHY]

"This next person gets an award for creating maybe the most complicated thread, we've ever had in this forum with the help of frosty. Irish you get the award for, "Most complicated Noob." Now I don't meant Noob in a disrespectful way, for all I know you've been rping for like hundreds of years, but to me you are new to the forum. Welcome friend, thank you for bringing a video game type of thread to this forum. I know working with frosty made it easier, but I think it took guts to even go for it. Like everyone else you get another award for the "ability to accept criticism". I don't know if I'm using the right word, but I don't know many people who would take suggestions about their thread and run with it. New people generally are touchy about their threads, and changing it. Thank you for creating a thread that makes me get a headache and chills for excitement at the same time."

Your welcome, lol.

[Nolre Aperrelous]

Originally Posted by Keikoa

"So....yeah next one is the award for "Roleplay Samauri" I know it might be a stupid name, but I like it so hush.... now this award is for a rper who brings a sort of twist to the forum. His rp style is very genius, and he has a way with words. He is something different, and a respected rper by all. Norle Aperrelous aka. Joe Joe Joey Jackson… I know his name is long.. but , your ass gets the award for Roleplay Samauri. Creating two of the never before done or whatever threads deserves some credit. First it was the starwars thread, Soltice, and last but not least, because he has done more in the past, was the very sick and very twisted thread, Corrupt. You have a way of painting a very beautiful picture with your words, as well as letting "bitches" know about happy go lucky attitude. Also you have created a thread where a prostitu.te, excuse me prostetic limb was even offered. Norle my dear sir you also get an award for "twisted character." Your character Sid was the pothead from hell. His ending scene had everyone's mouth dropping. Thanks for being that serious/ funny mister we need in our lives. And for coming back after your mini vacation."

It also had his mouth dropping all over the pavement.

Thanks, yo'.

[xobscenemetalmelodiez]

Originally Posted by Keikoa

"Alrighty then…Let’s get this shindig started. This first award is for the "Biggest Spaz". This award possesses the qualities of getting off track very easily. Saying random things, making random pictures, basically straying as far away from a subject as one person can. This award is also for a person who is able to come up with insanely random rps, but they always work out." Keikoa stops for dramatic effect. "The award for biggest spaz goes to... Melody a.k.a Laura. Laura Laura has made up awesome characters, funny siggys and a really good thread. My little ponies vs. Carebears is one of the many threads we have here in the forums that makes rp more than just vampires, or wars. Laura Laura also gets the award for "leading lady/bad ass mama" in the thread Corrupt for Alice. Laura is a valued member of this forum, and the award goes to her because she has truly worked hard for it, or slacked off I don't know. Laura thank you for being that fresh cup of orange juice in the morning, you bring fresh air to this forum, I think I can speak for us all when I say there is no one just like you."

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww~ Keikoaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww~~~~Awwwawwwwww~~~
Thank you so much!

Um, I want to thank, um, God, and um, Jesus, he's my main man. *looking up at the ceiling* THIS ONE'S FOR YOU, HOMIE!
And my family for supporting me and raising me to be the insane person I am.
And of course, a great big thanks to everyone here to making me feel welcome, encouraging my insanity to grow to epic proportions, feeding my depraved mind each with their own individual brand of crazy and helping me strive on to be as fucktarded as is possible - AND BEYOND.

THANK YOU EVERYONE.


This thread is such freakin' win Keikoa~ D'awwwwBrebre~~awww~~~~
I giggled like a bitch reading it.


YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU'RE GETTING AN AWARD TOO!

[Keikoa]

Wellll your welcome all, that's was just a little something for christmas/new years/ and for being apart of the forum


Annnd.....that means a lot thatyou stop eating to read it Azra

Laura Laura since when do bitches giggle?

and Norle um.... yeah.

[xobscenemetalmelodiez]

So, I used my leet MSpaint and copy/paste skeelz to bring you dis as a thank you, Keikoa~~

DRUMROLL PLEASE!

TADA!

[Keikoa]

**-ly crap I pissed myself, thanks Laura...awwww that is so cute and purdy.... lol this is the perfect moment, while watching kung pow enter the fist lol

I love you guys!

[Shelly!]

Originally Posted by Keikoa

"Speaking of new members." Keikoa shuffles paper "At first I wasn't going to give this person an award but I think she deserves it. This next award is for Shelly, for being interested. The fact that she asked how this thing works get a A+ in my book. Shelly my dear you get the award for "Interested Noobie." I think it's great when someone knew wants to learn the art of roleplaying. It takes a lot of guts to even ask for help in that area. Thanks for venturing out and trying new things and I look forward to seeing you pop up in one of the threads some day."

awww wow Blushes and looks all shy ..... shucks I haven't even posted yet and Im awarded.

Thankyou Keikoa so sweet of you and to all those that PMed me to tell me how it all works .... Im still a tad shy to post anything as yet, still reading through all the pages