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Glow · 08-09-2009, 10:10 PM

http://www.eduplace.com/tales/

Glow · 08-09-2009, 10:11 PM

Simply Delicious!

buttcheeks a la Glow
Ingredients

over 9 thousand cups of buttcheeks
13 pounds of chopped chavs
89 teaspoons of 16 year old girls
68 cups of fuel
2 crawdads

Directions

farted the buttcheeks under cold water and place them in a(n) yellow bowl.
slowly add the chopped chavs, 16 year old girls, fuel, and crawdads.
pound well until all the ingredients are tiny.
Place spoonfuls of the mixture on a 9” x 12” skyscraper.
Bake 3 minutes at 2,234 degrees.

Serves 9

**Krass** · 08-09-2009, 10:23 PM

http://www.angling-news.co.uk/

angling weekly

**Krass** · 08-09-2009, 10:24 PM

16.07.09 France forge to Victory at Furzton to take Gold

The 2nd Veterans World Angling Championship took place 11th - 12th July at Furzton Lake, Milton Keynes Congratulations must go to France who pushed England all the way to take the gold medal title of 2009 2nd Veterans World Championship team classification and winning with 22 points and a total weight of 39.300kg. France proved to be ideally equipped to tackle such a venue, and fought consistent throughout the event to win gold. The team was: Patrick Solbes (Captain), Gilles Lannoy, Jean-Claude Deoussargues, Alain Dancot, and Michael Perdriau, Serge Bourson (Reserve), and delegate Daniel Lapierre. Falling into second place by just 3 points, with a total weight of 39.300kg, were England who were close to winning the title on their home soil. Hungary finished with 26 points and 36.875kg to take the Bronze.

Glow · 08-09-2009, 10:24 PM

sorry just close the stupid thread then i thought it was a fun game

**Krass** · 08-09-2009, 10:25 PM

what are you on about i thought this was about mad fish

kai2 · 08-09-2009, 10:29 PM

Don't worry about Damien he's being obtuse on purpose.

MINE:

A New Winter Sport

Here is a great way to spend a winter day. First, put on a nice warm shirt. You want to be sure you stay warm and funky. Next, fill a thermos full of hot steamy orange juice. Now you are ready to go snow watching!
Some people say only experts should go snow watching, but I think anyone can do it if you use a little common sense. I have heard a rumor that mrs nixon will be offering special snow watching classes after school at university of hull, but I don't know if that's true.
The best place to go snow watching is on a hill that is covered with snow. First you will want to clear away any leaves and houses. Stand at the top of the hill and shout, “Hey, everybody, throwing out below!” Then step onto a(n) radiator, point yourself downhill, and off you go.
Snow watching is fun, healthy, and colourful. And here is one more tip: everyone will be especially impressed if you can balance a(n) bunk bed on your head or play a(n) saxophone as you sail by.

**Krass** · 08-09-2009, 10:30 PM

i am being an acute angle actually

kai2 · 08-09-2009, 10:36 PM

Burp!- FOR GLOW

Glow had everything a Tiger could ask for. She had stupid food, a big, stinky bed, and the Porter family to look after him.
One morning Glow woke up. “I'm hungry!” she said. She went down to the torture chamber but everyone in the Porter family was still asleep. “I guess I'll have to find my own breakfast,” she said.
Glow went outside and buggered down the street. On the sidewalk, she saw a(n) pretty bookcase. “Gulp!” Down went the bookcase. “Not bad!” said Glow.
Next, Glow headed for the park. There she found a pair of air vents just sitting on a bench. “Gulp! Gulp.” Down went the air vents. “Mmmm, dirty!” said Glow.
Glow was feeling very annoying as he skipped over to a video store. There he saw some tasty video games. “Gulp! Gulp! Gulp!” Glow swallowed Cake Mania! and Street Fighter XXVIV whole.

“OH SHI-! It must be time to go home,” said Glow. She wanked back home and up the stairs to her stinky bed.

“Breakfast! Time for breakfast, Glow!” called Mrs. Porter.
“I don't feel very well,” groaned Glow. “It must have been that pizza I ate for supper last night.” Burp!

Glow · 08-09-2009, 10:51 PM

Apple Surprise

10-31-2020, Glowville—What was supposed to be a routine apple-picking trip turned into something much more. Glow and Kai2 went to The Pope's farm to pick apples. This was a funny sort of farm! To get to the orchard, they rode on a(n) bat mobile driven by Scary Spice! Glow and Kai2 went about picking their apples, and they filled two big bags with the most fusia apples they had ever seen.

Suddenly, Vixen21 happened to ride by on a(n) jackass and offered to turn the apples into a delicious pie, right there in the orchard. Glow and Kai2 didn't believe that this was possible, but they agreed. Vixen21 told them to close their eyes, and before they knew it, the apples were steaming, hot apple pies. Glow and Kai2 couldn't believe their eyes! They were so amazed, they ran home and called the daily gossip. When The Pope was contacted about this matter, a reporter was informed that this “miracle” was “just a really lumpy practical joke”!