Twhylight

[.::Kill0_0Frosty::.]

Previously on Twhylight...

My mother drove me to the airport with the windows rolled down. It was
seventy-five degrees in Phonics. I was headed to this small town called Guy Fauwks.
Fauwks, as most people new it as, was under a near-constant cover of clouds. I didn't want to go, I liked Phonics, but I couldn't stand the lesbian *** my mother and her new lover were embracing in every night. Renee, my dumbass mother, would just have to fend for herself. Of course, she had Phildo, my mother's lesbian lover.
"Berra, you don't have to do this," my mother said.
"You don't have scissor Phildo every night either, mom," I replied.
"Okay, you can go then."

Charizard, my dad, picked me up from the airport. He was disappointed that I was still lacking in the boobs department, and not much more was said on the drive home. I just stared out the window, noticing how scary-looking the woods were. They looked like the type of place a serial killer would dump several bodies and then come back later for fun times. It didn't help that we lived so near to it either.
When we got home a pickup truck was next to the driveway. Dad said it was for me.
He said it was a Ferrari pick-up truck, showing me the Ferrari emblem that seemed glued on the front. To me it looked like a Ford, but I didn't know much about cars, so he must be right.
"We're looking for a rapist, Berrs," Dad said to me, when we were inside. "They've been taking their victims into the woods and having some good fun with them."

My first day at school was weird. Everyone was staring at me. I found out the boys had a local game. They all try and "bag" the new girl. At first I felt special. Back in Phonics' nobody paid me any attention, so here I was just sucking it all up like an attention *****, and by sucking... you know what I mean So, anyway the game was to try and lure the new girl into the woods for some good times, but of course I wasn't interested. This blonde haired *** came up to me and started flirting, but I totally turned him down.
"'Sup, I'm Mike Hunt, I heard you like mud ki-"
"No sorry."

At lunch I saw the most beautiful thing ever. A group of teenagers. They seemed like a close-nit family, and I just wanted to stare at them.
"Who are they?" I asked the girl from my spanish class, whose name I'd forgotten.
"Who? them? That's the Cullens. They're all inbred. They think they're better than everyone. That mexican one is Edwardo." Edwardo, he was so beautiful. Staring at him made my gina tingly, but then he suddenly looked at me, and I looked away quickly, embarressed he'd seen me.

Mike Hunt offered to carry my books to Biology for me, but when we arrived he sat down next to someone else, and I was forced to stand at the front of the class looking for a seat. Then I saw him, the boy from the cafeteria, Edwardo. Edwardo noticed me as well. The expression on his face was unexpected. He was staring at me with a disgusted look on his face. I sat down next to him and was so pissed off. I was under the impression that he was holding his breath. When the lesson ended he ran out.
"Fuck you bitch!" I yelled after him.

The next few weeks were better and worse. It was better, because I started to remember names. It was better, because people seemed to get over my newness, although I tried to constantly remind them. I loved the attention secretly. It was worse because Edwardo hadn't been at school. I was worried. Was there something wrong with me? Then one day when I'd gotten over it, and decided I was glad he'd left, he was back. I sat down next to him in biology.
"My name is Edwardo," he continued. "I didn't get the chance to introduce myself last time. You must be Berra." I gasped, how did he know my name?
"I've been stalking you."

I thought it was cool he didn't think I was disgusting or anything. So anyway, one day I was at school and this car skidded on the ice and came hurtling towards me and Edwardo was suddenly beside me and shielded me. There was a huge dent on the car, but he was fine. I gasped, was I dreaming? Something was very weird about Edwardo.I confronted him, but he told me to forget it.

So anyway, Edwardo and I started hanging out and sitting together. It was so awesome, because now I got even more attention. All the bitches gina's tingled for him and yet here he was with me. Mike Hunt invited me to the beach, I asked, Edwardo, but he said Mexican's don't swim. I was disappointed, but got over it. Maybe it would make him jealous if I went with Mike Hunt and the rest. I hope they don't try lure me into the woods. I met JayLo on the trip, Charizard's friend's son. He told me this story about Edwardo and hairy people. It sounded so real. Also, JayLo made my gina slightly tingly as well, but I'm not sure why. He is only ten. I felt disgusted with myself.
"The Cullens are said to put glitter on their bodies and dance in the sunlight!"
I gasped, it was a horrible idea.

[.::Kill0_0Frosty::.]

These two bitches wanted to go get dresses for prom, so I went with 'cause I like to pretend I have a fashion sence. Anyway, I got bored of them and went lurking for some dangerous place where a dangerous group of people may hang out. I was after some danger! So this group of guys cornered me, and I thought "oh no, i'm gonna get gang raped," but then Edwardo appeared and scared them off. On the drive back he said he was so angry and told me to calm him down. I asked him what was wrong.
"If only you knew what they were thinking...," he murmured.
"What were they thinking? And how would you know?" I asked.
"Th-they wanted to Rick Roll you!" I gasped, the horror of it all. I reached out and touched him, but instantly recoiled my hand. He was so cold... too cold for a mexican.

Mom called me. She said she and Phildo were going to Florida. Phildo was entering into a bodybuilding competition. I thought it was pretty cool.
"Yeah, she's a bit moody. She's taking testosterone boosters, so her oestrogyn count is plummeting. I have to go get her some stablers or boosters to balance it out once she's done with the competition," mom told me.
Edwardo and I were officially a couple, but I knew there was something odd about him. I started researching and then I finally knew. One day when I arrived at school I noticed him waiting near the woods and he turned and walked away, he looked back and motioned me to follow him. I knew what he was doing. He had been playing the game all along.

"I know what you are," I said to him.
"Oh, really?"
"You have pale skin for a mexican, you're unbelievably cold..."
"Say it!"
"You-you're not really mexican!" I yelled. He looked at me confused.
"I'm a vampire," I gasped.
"How old are you?"
"Seventeen," he said.
"How long have you been seventeen?"
"108 years... and I'm a virgin." I gasped again.

So now I knew what Edwardo was... I knew three things. I was an attention *****. Being with him gave me a lot more attention than I could get on my own, and that Edwardo was definitely a mexican. He took me to his house and I met all of the other Vampire people. Edwardo and I listened to music in his room. He kissed me, and then pulled away and disappeared into the corner of his room. Then he grabbed me and we went into the woods. It was pretty gay and dramatic, but I never said anything.

"Do you ever bath, Berra?" he asked me.
"Yes!" I exclaimed, "Why?"
"Because... your gina scent is highly pungent. It's why all the guys tried to ask you out, and why I was so disgusted that first day. I've learnt to enjoy it, and now I am quite aroused by it."

We walked further on into the woods until we neared a clearing and he stopped. "I want to show you what I look like in the sunlight." He stepped forwards, and dug into his pocket. He thought I didn't notice. As he walked forwards, he pulled his hand out and showered himself with glitter. Then he ripped his shirt off and jumped into the sunlight. I screamed, he screamed and then said "THIS IS WHAT I LOOK LIKE IN THE SUNLIGHT!" and stroked his body. I gasped. It was as horrible as I thought it would be when JayLo told me about it.

I was waiting for Dad to get home. He said he'd be home two hours ago. I was waiting to ask him if I could go out and play some baseball with Edwardo. He finally arrived, with twigs in his hair and smelling of something rotten. "Where've you been dad!" I yelled at him. "Were you in the woods?" I asked. He looked shocked that I'd noticed it. "Uh... yeah! I got a call about the rapist... had to, er check it out."
"What's that smell?" I asked.
He looked guilt for some reason, "What smell?"

Dad let me go with Edwardo and we went to play baseball. It was the best part in the movie. Anyway, while we were playing three vampires emmerged from the woods. Edwardo stood in front of me.
"Hey Edwardo," James said. "Why haven't you been returning my calls?"
I was way confused. "It's over James, I enjoy the pungent smell of this girl."
"What!" James gasped, he leant forwards and sniffed me. He grew angry instantly.
"It's on bitch! I'ma kill you!"
This is when things got way dramatic. The cullens had to fend off this James guy and I found out Edwardo used to be gay. It all made sense now how he was a virgin. He hadn't had *** with a woman, but he wasn't a butt virgin.

[.::Kill0_0Frosty::.]

The Cullens took care of James at the cost of me being lured to Phonics and being bitten by James, but Edwardo killed him and sucked the poison out of me. Edwardo and I were finally able to be together without any drama. He surprised me and took me to prom. "Why didn't you just take me when you had the chance?" I asked him.
"You don't want this Berra."
"I want you... I want to be with you forever," I said.
"NO! you don't know what you're saying. I don't even know if it's possible, and even if I were human it wouldn't... it shouldn't be allowed. A mexican and an asian having babies! They would explode at conception!" He yelled.
"That's not what I'm talking about, Edwardo," I said. "I want to be a Vampire."
He gasped. "You... can't."
"Why not?" I asked.

"If you become a Vampire you lose your pungent scent... and it's the only reason I'm attracted to you. If you become a Vampire... I take it up the butt again. Is that what you want Berra!" I shouted no, but he didn't believe me. "Maybe one day... when I miss gay sex."

This is an alternate version. Not a continious RP. I thought I'd write it for you guiz If you would like to add, by all means go ahead.

[Neon Knight.]

suddenly, han solo jumped in and started singing "ay sista go sista go sista... etc"

[.::Kill0_0Frosty::.]

Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya dada (Hey hey hey)
Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya here (here)
Mocha Chocalata ya ya (oh yea)
Creole lady Marmalade

[Jay!]

Rofl. xD

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Suddenly, a giant fur fa g slid@ teh room and talked in ubb3r haxxor 1337 t@lk. Edwardo's face formed into a colon and a lower case "L". He was displeased with the fur f ag sodomizing his leg. After 12 minutes of straight dry humping from the fur fa g,Edwardo unzipped his pants and revealed his 1 inch penis. Berra gasped in amazement and began building shrines and temples to what she thought was the biggest cawk evar.

Mike Hunt began rubbing his vag and cl it with an industrial sized vibrating dild o.The whole room lol'd at the small cawk, but Berra used her super vaginal squirt blast to decapitate all those who had laughed. The survivors were forced to worship at the temples build of gold in honor of Edwardo's cawk. At the end of the day, Berra and Edwardo sodomized each other in the arse with more industrial sized dil dos. Berras mom died from too much scissoring with her lesbian lover. Berra's father went gay for James and had a giant gay orgy with the Mexican family that lived next door. There was techno music and a man named Enrique with a XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXL industrial sized vibrating dild o roughly the size of Fr0sty's penis. The end. <3

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The End... QUESTION MARK?

DUN DUN DUUUN.

[CoRy]

That was beautiful.

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I know.

I came.