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Old 06-11-2006, 03:52 AM   #1
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A man comes to a doctor and, twitching his fingers and stuttering,
finally manages to say,"Doctor, I have a sexual performance problem. Can
you help me?"

"Oh, that's not a problem for us men anymore!" announces a proud
physician, "They just came out with this new wonder drug, ******, that
does the trick! You take some pills, and your problems are history."

So the doctor gives the man a prescription and sends him on his merry way.

A couple of months later, the doctor runs into his patient on the street.

"Doctor, Doctor!" exclaims the man excitedly, "I've got to thank you!
This drug is a miracle! It's wonderful!"

"Well, I'm glad to hear that" says the pleased physician, "What does
your wife think about it?"

"My wife?" asks the man, "I don't know, I haven't been home yet."
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Old 07-14-2006, 09:17 PM   #2
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Old 07-14-2006, 09:20 PM   #3
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But you are............funny looking that is..........
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Old 07-15-2006, 03:30 AM   #4
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A man comes to a doctor and, twitching his fingers and stuttering,
finally manages to say,"Doctor, I have a sexual performance problem. Can
you help me?"

"Oh, that's not a problem for us men anymore!" announces a proud
physician, "They just came out with this new wonder drug, ******, that
does the trick! You take some pills, and your problems are history."

So the doctor gives the man a prescription and sends him on his merry way.

A couple of months later, the doctor runs into his patient on the street.

"Doctor, Doctor!" exclaims the man excitedly, "I've got to thank you!
This drug is a miracle! It's wonderful!"

"Well, I'm glad to hear that" says the pleased physician, "What does
your wife think about it?"

"My wife?" asks the man, "I don't know, I haven't been home yet."
I dont get it ? srry i am a bit slow..
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Old 07-15-2006, 03:33 AM   #5
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I dont get it ? srry i am a bit slow..
that joke wasnt funny thats a weird joke
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Old 07-15-2006, 03:40 AM   #6
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that joke wasnt funny thats a weird joke
Your so mean... Lol
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Your so mean... Lol
it was'nt for you Kat
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....well i though it was kinda funny.
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Old 07-24-2006, 11:06 AM   #10
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