Bull

[MooGooGaiPan]

An elderly couple went to watch a contest for the strongest bull. After
the contest they went to the 3rd prize bull's owner, wanting to know
what his secret was.

The woman asked, "How do you make your bull so strong?"

The owner said, "You have to make sure the bull makes love once a week."

The woman turned to her husband and said, "See!" The old man was
displeased but said nothing.

They then went to the 2nd prize bull's owner and the old woman asked the
same question, to which the owner replied, "You must to
make sure your bull makes love 2 or 3 times a week."

Again the woman turned to her husband and said, "See! See!"

The old man was annoyed but remained silent.

They then went to the 1st prize bull's owner and again the old woman
asked the same question.

The reply was, "You must to make sure your bull makes love at least once
every day."

The woman turned to her husband and said, "See! See! See!"

This time the old man got angry and asked the owner, "But does your bull
always make love to the same cow?"

The owner Replied, " No, no. Many many cows." The old man quickly turned
to the old woman and said, "See! See! See! See!