Some Old Men Can Still Think Fast...
Old Men Can Still Think Fast
An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years.
He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice -- picnic tables,
horseshoe courts, and some orange and grapefruit trees.
The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was
built. Since he hadn't been there for a while, one evening the old
farmer decided to go down to the pond to look it over.
He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared
the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came
closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep
end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you
leave!"
The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim
naked or make you get out of the pond naked."
Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligators."
(some) Old men can still think fast!
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