Tycoon...........
Storming into his lawyer's office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that
divorce proceedings begin at once against his young bride.
"What's the problem?"
"I want to hit that adulterin' bitch for breach of contract," snapped
the oil man.
"I don't know if that will fly," said the lawyer. "I mean your wife
isn't a piece of property, you don't own her!"
"Damn right," the tycoon rejoined, "but I sure as hell expect
exclusive drillin' rights!"
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