An old man woke up in the middle of the night and found, to his utter
astonishment, that his pecker was as hard as a rock for the first time
in two years. He shook his wife by the shoulder until she woke up and
showed her his enormous *****.
"You see that thing, woman?" he happily exclaimed.
"What do you think we ought to do with it?"
With one eye open, his wife replied, "Well, now that you've got all the
wrinkles out, this might be a good time to wash it."
Morning Wood?
very funny mate. 
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