The Poor Box

[MooGooGaiPan]

A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, "I had an
affair with a woman - almost."
The priest says, "What do you mean,'almost'?"
The man says, "Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then
I stopped."

The priest replies, "Rubbing together is the same as putting it in.
You're not to go near that woman again. Now, say five Hail Mary's and put
$50 in the poor box." The man leaves confessional, goes over and says his
prayers,then walks over to the poor box. He pauses for a moment and
then starts to leave.

The priest, who was watching him, quickly runs over to him and says,
"I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!"

The man replied, "Well, Father, I rubbed up against it and you said
it was the same as putting it in!"

Originally Posted by MooGooGaiPan

A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, "I had an
affair with a woman - almost."
The priest says, "What do you mean,'almost'?"
The man says, "Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then
I stopped."

The priest replies, "Rubbing together is the same as putting it in.
You're not to go near that woman again. Now, say five Hail Mary's and put
$50 in the poor box." The man leaves confessional, goes over and says his
prayers,then walks over to the poor box. He pauses for a moment and
then starts to leave.

The priest, who was watching him, quickly runs over to him and says,
"I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!"

The man replied, "Well, Father, I rubbed up against it and you said
it was the same as putting it in!"

good one.

[Evil_Clown]

Originally Posted by Karma Chameleon

good one.

danm straight