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Old 06-11-2006, 01:32 PM   #1
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A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her.

They tried it again and sure enough there was definite movement. They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral *** will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."

The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room.

After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses run back into the room. "What happened!?" they cried. The husband said, "I'm not sure - I think maybe she choked."
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Old 06-12-2006, 12:55 PM   #2
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Old 06-12-2006, 12:58 PM   #3
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I've heard that one before still funny as ever too.. XDD
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Old 06-12-2006, 05:28 PM   #4
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lmao...good one.
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Old 06-12-2006, 05:35 PM   #5
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despite the dig at male ego's... that was funny
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Old 06-12-2006, 06:52 PM   #6
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Old 06-12-2006, 09:23 PM   #7
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I've read that joke so many times, but its still funny as heck. 10/10.
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