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06-11-2006, 01:43 PM
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Ladies Room
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet, rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. He does so and she begins to gently caress his beard, which is full and bushy.
"Are you the landlord?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands. "Actually, no" he replies. "Well, can you get him for me - I need to speak to him?" the woman asks, running her hands up beyond his beard and into his thick hair. "I'm afraid I can't," breathes the barman -clearly aroused "is there anything I can do?". "Yes there is. I need you to give him a message," she continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to lick them gently. "Tell him that there is no toilet paper in the ladies room.".
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03-29-2009, 02:13 AM
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03-29-2009, 02:17 AM
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....i dont get it .....
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03-29-2009, 10:44 AM
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always a good joke
and for the one that didnt get it. There was no toliet paper and she some how managed to get it on her fingers which the barman is now sucking on.
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