Watch Out, Here Comes Daddy

[SatansLittleHelper]

One day a woman went to the doctors. She told her doctor that her and her husband wasn't having a good relationship in bed. So the doctor gave her some ****** pills. The doctor said to give two pills to her husband when they wanted to have s.ex. And told her to come back the next day.

So the next day she came back saying "Wow, that was great. What if i gave him 5 pills?"

The doctor replied, "Well I wouldn't do it but I guess you can but be sure you come back the next day."

So she gave him 5 pills. She came back the next day with crouches saying, "Damn! That was the best s.ex I ever had. What if I gave him the hole bottle?"

The doctor said, "I highly not recommed that but, you can give it a try but be back tomorrow!"

So the next day a little boy came in. He asked, "Are you the lady that told my mom to give daddy those pills?"

She replied, "Yes"

The little boy went on her counter and slapped her across the face saying, "You bit.ch!!! Because of you my mom is dead, my sister is pregant. My as.s hurts, and my daddy is going around the house saying, "Here kitty, kitty, kitty!"

[Nebacudnezar]

Originally Posted by SatansLittleHelper

One day a woman went to the doctors. She told her doctor that her and her husband wasn't having a good relationship in bed. So the doctor gave her some ****** pills. The doctor said to give two pills to her husband when they wanted to have s.ex. And told her to come back the next day.

So the next day she came back saying "Wow, that was great. What if i gave him 5 pills?"

The doctor replied, "Well I wouldn't do it but I guess you can but be sure you come back the next day."

So she gave him 5 pills. She came back the next day with crouches saying, "Damn! That was the best s.ex I ever had. What if I gave him the hole bottle?"

The doctor said, "I highly not recommed that but, you can give it a try but be back tomorrow!"

So the next day a little boy came in. He asked, "Are you the lady that told my mom to give daddy those pills?"

She replied, "Yes"

The little boy went on her counter and slapped her across the face saying, "You bit.ch!!! Because of you my mom is dead, my sister is pregant. My as.s hurts, and my daddy is going around the house saying, "Here kitty, kitty, kitty!"

Ba ha ha ha ha lmfao satans lil helper well funny joke and very dirty to ...points.

[SatansLittleHelper]

Originally Posted by Anton24

Ba ha ha ha ha lmfao satans lil helper well funny joke and very dirty to ...points.

lol glad ya liked it....i cant rep any more today but ull get reps back ASAP

Nice joke, Satan. The sad part is that the Holy Bible was right next to my computer.

[SatansLittleHelper]

Originally Posted by clean0375

Nice joke, Satan. The sad part is that the Holy Bible was right next to my computer.

Watch out..God wil strike you down now

[SAINT JIMMEH]

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