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Old 06-13-2006, 11:53 PM   #1
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Cute little 5-year old Tiffeny comes home from kindergarten and says to her mother:
"Momy, Tomi's penis is like a peanut".

Her mother, a little surprised, asks:
"why? is it because it's so small, darling?".

"No,", answers Tiffeny, "because it's so salty"...
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Old 06-14-2006, 12:55 AM   #2
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Cute little 5-year old Tiffeny comes home from kindergarten and says to her mother:
"Momy, Tomi's penis is like a peanut".

Her mother, a little surprised, asks:
"why? is it because it's so small, darling?".

"No,", answers Tiffeny, "because it's so salty"...
zomg. ewwww. xD
That is awesome.
I'd rep you, but I can't anymoreee.
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Old 06-14-2006, 08:41 PM   #3
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