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The Taxi Fare
One dismal rainy night, a taxi driver spotted an arm waving from the shadows of an alley halfway down the block. Even before he rolled to a stop at the curb, a figure leaped into the cab and slammed the door.
Checking his rear view mirror as he pulled away, he was startled to see a dripping wet, totally naked woman sitting in the back seat. "Where to?" he stammered. "Union Station," answered the woman. "You got it," he said, taking another long glance in the mirror. The woman caught him staring at her and asked, "Just what the hell are you looking at, driver?" The driver replied, "Well, ma'am, I can't help noticing that you're completely naked, and I was just wondering how you'll pay your fare?" The woman spread her legs, put her feet up on the front seat, smiled at the driver and said, "Does this answer your question?" Still looking in the mirror, the cabbie asked, "Got anything smaller?"
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03-31-2009, 11:52 PM
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04-01-2009, 07:13 PM
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got another one for ya....
What is the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping tom?..One snatches your watch and the other watches your snatch.
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04-07-2009, 09:31 PM
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LMAO ok >.< that one was corny
but i literally LOL'd when i first read it
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04-09-2009, 01:20 AM
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lol @ the joke
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04-11-2009, 02:21 PM
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funny!
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04-12-2009, 07:29 AM
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the taxi fare
YIKES ! and lmaooooooo that was funny
 thanks for the laugh Lizard 
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04-12-2009, 08:38 AM
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i actually nearly pissed myself.
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04-20-2009, 04:45 AM
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it got a smile
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