Nintendo Wii Song.

Pyro · 06-21-2006, 12:42 PM

While I'm complaining, about the controller I might as well whine
It's a friggin' remote, why a tradition they have to malign
At least it can turn on it's side; be used like a NES pad, that's fine
But it still doesn't feature an anologue stick, how asinine

Most controllers we've seen so far have at least one thumbstick, maybe two
But the Wii remote doesn't even have one, well, that's not quite true
There's a lot of attatchments, one is the Nunchuk, it's a stick "OOH!"
But it doesn't really matter, 'cause the concept still looks like poo

(I WONDER HOW YOU WILL PLAY GAMES WITH THAT REALLY DUMB WII REMOTE)
(IT MAKES ME WANT TO GRAB NINTENDO'S DIRECTOR RIGHT BY THE THROAT)
(AND STRANGLE HIM UNTIL HE DIES, AND THEN I GET TO BUY MYSELF A COAT)

Nintendo has some background when it comes to game technology
The '64 to the Gamecube to their handhelds DS; SP
But ever since they revealed the new name sometime before E3
There's been a lot of critics 'bout the new console's name change to Wii

(I KNOW THERE'S LOTS OF BAD THINGS, BUT MY MAIN POINT IT JUST HAS TO BE)
(THERE'S BEEN A LOT OF CRITICS 'BOUT THE NEW CONSOLE'S NAME CHANGE TO WII)

In fact, I can name some people who dislike the name change whatsit
There's the whole video games fanbase but I want to be definite
For one there's iisryan, 'It Is Now Called The Wii' he did submit
Based on Busta Rhymes', 'I Know What You Want' I downloaded it

In the comments, some guy agrees, name is Ovan The Terrible
Okay, there are too many guys, the list is uncomparable
To any other list, to read the whole thing is unbearable
A matter of fact you could say that it is abominable

(IF YOU ARE TRYING TO PACE THIS, SAY THAT BIT EXTREMELY SLOWLY)
(THE ACTOR CAN'T SAY THAT LAST WORD ON THE VERSION ON DVD)
(SO BE CAREFUL AND FOR PACING YOU MIGHT GIVE ME A 5 AND NOT A 3)

I'm glad that parody's over, the original song is tricky
Some parodists have tackled it from Spaff to Cat to Johnny D
BUt now I am just rambling, the main point of this song has to be
There's been a lot of critics 'bout the new console's name change to Wii

(YES, THAT'S THE MAIN TOPIC, THOUGH I'VE GONE OFF TRACK, BUT THAT IS JUST ME)
(THERE'S BEEN A LOT OF CRITICS 'BOUT THE NEW CONSOLE'S NAME CHANGE TO WII)

Dumbass2 · 06-21-2006, 12:46 PM

The Wii still owns though...

Angelus · 06-21-2006, 02:03 PM

That has got to be the ****test jibberish nonsense I've read in my entire life.

You're pathetic.

It ain't even a song.

Pyro · 06-21-2006, 04:19 PM

Lmfao, I don't care.
my friend sent it to me, and I fell of my chair laughing, thought I'd post it here

Nintendo Wii Sucks
Face it.

Angelus · 06-21-2006, 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dark Pyro

Lmfao, I don't care.
my friend sent it to me, and I fell of my chair laughing, thought I'd post it here

Nintendo Wii Sucks
Face it.

Well tell your friend or show him for that matter, whatever way, doesn't really bother me, that hes a ba'heid.

It isn't even out yet, and you're saying it Sucks, seriously, how pathetic can you get? waiiit, don't answer that.

Blindsided. · 06-21-2006, 11:14 PM

I was thinking what Angelus said... It's not even out yet, how can anybode judge it? Lol but still... I am a bit hard on that whole remote control thing... how the heck can you play with it? Last time I saw it.. I remember you have to use the arrows, and the A button with the same thumb, I mean... it is the "one handed control".

Blindsided. · 06-21-2006, 11:21 PM

Lmao! Your thought is more brilliant then the controller idea itself. Reminds me... I have a MSN emote with Mario F*cking Princess... says 1up 1up 1up.

Blindsided. · 06-21-2006, 11:29 PM

Lmfao! Yep, exactly.

Blindsided. · 06-22-2006, 12:12 AM

Ah it's quite alright. thanks for the image though. Time to do some work.

Pyro · 06-24-2006, 05:12 AM

...
Looks like still broken is talking t himself from here O_o;;;

Quote:

06-22-2006 04:12 AM
Still Broken. Ah it's quite alright. thanks for the image though. Time to do some work.
06-22-2006 03:29 AM
Still Broken. Lmfao! Yep, exactly.
06-22-2006 03:21 AM
Still Broken. Lmao! Your thought is more brilliant then the controller idea itself. Reminds me... I have a MSN emote with Mario F*cking Princess... says 1up 1up 1up.
06-22-2006 03:14 AM
Still Broken. I was thinking what Angelus said... It's not even out yet, how can anybode judge it? Lol but still... I am a bit hard on that whole remote control thing... how the heck can you play with it? Last time I saw it.. I remember you have to use the arrows, and the A button with the same thumb, I mean... it is the "one handed control".