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Old 06-23-2006, 06:21 PM   #1
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NEVER to lick the envelopes.

A woman was working in a post office in California.
One day she licked the envelopes and postage stamps instead of using a
sponge. That very day the lady found a cut on her tongue. A week later, she
noticed an abnormal swelling of her tongue. She went to the doctor, and
they found nothing wrong. Her tongue was not sore or anything. A couple of days later, her tongue started to swell more, and it began to get really sore,
so sore, that she could not eat. She went back to the hospital, and demanded something be done. The doctor took an x-ray of her tongue and noticed a lump. He prepared her for minor surgery. When the doctor cut her tongue open, a live ****roach crawled out!!!!

There were ****roach eggs on the seal of the envelope. The egg was able to
hatch inside of her tongue, because of her saliva. It was warm and moist...


This is a true story reported on CNN
Andy Hume wrote:

Hey, I used to work in an envelope factory. You wouldn't believe
the....things that float around in those gum applicator trays. I
haven't licked an envelope for years!" I used to work for a print shop
(32 years ago) and we were told NEVER to lick the envelopes. I never
understood why until I had to go into storage and pull out 2500 envelopes
that were already printed and saw several squads of ****roaches roaming
around inside a couple of boxes with eggs everywhere. They eat the glue on
the envelopes.
After reading this you will never lick another envelope or stamp again.
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Old 06-26-2006, 09:51 AM   #2
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u should c the roaches over here they're the size of cats
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Old 06-26-2006, 09:56 AM   #3
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God, that is so disgusting! Eewww!!! I never lick envelopes because I don't want anyone to have my DNA, and now after reading THIS, I have another reason. I'll always stick to a sponge and/or tape.
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Old 06-26-2006, 02:00 PM   #5
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ewwwwwwwwwwww thats some nasty sh!t
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Old 06-26-2006, 03:56 PM   #6
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Yuck, wow. That's really nasty. *is afraid to lick envelopes now*
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I never lick envelopes because I don't want anyone to have my DNA
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I saw something where a Fly injected eggs into this lady's head.. then a maggot lived in her skull til it grew to be about... 2 1/2 inches.. reminds me of this story.
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Old 06-26-2006, 04:07 PM   #9
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Originally Posted by Monkey Mistress
NEVER to lick the envelopes.

A woman was working in a post office in California.
One day she licked the envelopes and postage stamps instead of using a
sponge. That very day the lady found a cut on her tongue. A week later, she
noticed an abnormal swelling of her tongue. She went to the doctor, and
they found nothing wrong. Her tongue was not sore or anything. A couple of days later, her tongue started to swell more, and it began to get really sore,
so sore, that she could not eat. She went back to the hospital, and demanded something be done. The doctor took an x-ray of her tongue and noticed a lump. He prepared her for minor surgery. When the doctor cut her tongue open, a live ****roach crawled out!!!!

There were ****roach eggs on the seal of the envelope. The egg was able to
hatch inside of her tongue, because of her saliva. It was warm and moist...


This is a true story reported on CNN
Andy Hume wrote:

Hey, I used to work in an envelope factory. You wouldn't believe
the....things that float around in those gum applicator trays. I
haven't licked an envelope for years!" I used to work for a print shop
(32 years ago) and we were told NEVER to lick the envelopes. I never
understood why until I had to go into storage and pull out 2500 envelopes
that were already printed and saw several squads of ****roaches roaming
around inside a couple of boxes with eggs everywhere. They eat the glue on
the envelopes.
After reading this you will never lick another envelope or stamp again.
Yeah, I think it's true. I'm never licking an envelope AGAIN!
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Old 06-26-2006, 04:10 PM   #10
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soooooooooo not true!

http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/***...of_licking.htm


Even after reading that it wasnt true, I still dont lick envelopes, due to the fact they taste bad

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