Sucky Lyrics Thread

[Raymond James]

Instead of posting your favourite lyrics, everyone has songs they listened to and thought it totally sucked, so post it, I'll go first.

Quiche Lorraine - The B-52's

The skies are charcoal grey,
It's a dreary downtown day,
But at the end of my 40 foot leash,
Is my little friend Quiche.
Quiche La Poodle is her name
And having a good time on a crummy day is our game.

Quiche Quiche Lorraine
Quiche Quiche Lorraine

Everyday I take her out. Yea!
She runs around, she shouts out and barks, Yea!
Cause she's a good doggie
She's a sweet, sweet, sweet PUPPY! Arf Arf
And I know she'll stick by me, Yea! Arf Arf

Oh no! Here comes a Great Dane
Drivin' down the lane
Quiche, Quiche, Quiche come back here;
Don't leave me.
I'll go insane.
I'll go insane.

How do you like that?
Has anybody seen a dog dyed dark green.
About two inches tall, with a strawberry blonde fall;
Sunglasses and a bonnet
and designer jeans with appliques on it?
The dog that brought me so much joy
Left me wallowing in pain.
Quiche Lorraine.

I'll show her!
Do you see the key in my hand?
I'm gonna throw it in the lake.
Yea, you've been so rotten to me,
You take the cake.
I'm just gonna lock the door to your kennel,
and just you try and come back to me.
Yea, you'll see.

Quiche Quiche Lorraine You mangey mutt.
Quiche Quiche Lorraine I'm talking about Quiche!
Quiche Quiche Lorraine Quiche Lorraine!

... christ

[†_The_All-Mighty_Pope_†]

lol they aint as bad as
wednesday 13th- i walked with a zombie

[Raymond James]

Originally Posted by †_The_All-Mighty_Pope_†

lol they aint as bad as
wednesday 13th- i walked with a zombie

*sighs*

What part of the thead title escaped you?

Oh baby, baby

How was I supposed to know

That something wasn't right here
Oh baby, baby
I shouldn't have let you go
And now you're out of sight, yeah
Show me how want it to be
Tell me baby 'cause I need to know now, oh because

Chorus:
My loneliness is killing me
I must confess I still believe
When I'm not with you I lose my mind
Give me a sign
Hit me baby one more time

Oh baby, baby
The reason I breathe is you
Boy you got me blinded
Oh pretty baby
There's nothing that I wouldn't do
It's not the way I planned it
Show me how you want it to be
Tell me baby 'cause I need to know now, oh because

Chorus:
My loneliness is killing me
I must confess I still believe
When I'm not with you I lose my mind
Give me a sign
Hit me baby one more time

Oh baby, baby how was I supposed to know
Oh pretty baby, I shouldn't have let you go
I must confess, that my loneliness is killing me now
Don't you know I still believe
That you will be here
And give me a sign
Hit me baby one more time

Chorus:
My loneliness is killing me
I must confess I still believe
When I'm not with you I lose my mind
Give me a sign
Hit me baby one more time

[†_The_All-Mighty_Pope_†]

i dont get it...

[Xtremo420]

Originally Posted by Raymond James

Instead of posting your favourite lyrics, everyone has songs they listened to and thought it totally sucked, so post it, I'll go first.

Quiche Lorraine - The B-52's

The skies are charcoal grey,
It's a dreary downtown day,
But at the end of my 40 foot leash,
Is my little friend Quiche.
Quiche La Poodle is her name
And having a good time on a crummy day is our game.

Quiche Quiche Lorraine
Quiche Quiche Lorraine

Everyday I take her out. Yea!
She runs around, she shouts out and barks, Yea!
Cause she's a good doggie
She's a sweet, sweet, sweet PUPPY! Arf Arf
And I know she'll stick by me, Yea! Arf Arf

Oh no! Here comes a Great Dane
Drivin' down the lane
Quiche, Quiche, Quiche come back here;
Don't leave me.
I'll go insane.
I'll go insane.

How do you like that?
Has anybody seen a dog dyed dark green.
About two inches tall, with a strawberry blonde fall;
Sunglasses and a bonnet
and designer jeans with appliques on it?
The dog that brought me so much joy
Left me wallowing in pain.
Quiche Lorraine.

I'll show her!
Do you see the key in my hand?
I'm gonna throw it in the lake.
Yea, you've been so rotten to me,
You take the cake.
I'm just gonna lock the door to your kennel,
and just you try and come back to me.
Yea, you'll see.

Quiche Quiche Lorraine You mangey mutt.
Quiche Quiche Lorraine I'm talking about Quiche!
Quiche Quiche Lorraine Quiche Lorraine!

... christ

i agree lol it does

[xWaWaWatermelonx]

Mario- Braid My Hair

When you look at me, I know you see
a 15 year old, gettin his dough
back and fourth to the studios
hoppin outta limosines, rockin the latest jeans
Jordans, fresh, T-shirts, new

(chorus
I need sleep, but I gotta keep travelin on the road
doin these shows, New York to Cali
Dallas to Philly
its the rules of the game, that I chose to play
but sometimes I wanna say
baby wont you braid my hair...

(chorus)
C'mon and braid my hair
back in my hood, feelin good
no worries or no cares
baby, use your hands to make me feel alright
and take away the stress and drama in my life
while you braid my hair

Sit me down like you love me
do it anyway you want, baby take it slowly
front to back, side to side, criss cross
get creative with it girl do your thang
put it down like you love me
let your fingers do the walkin
and your lips do the talkin in my ear
tell me what I wanna hear
I swear, I can't wait for you to braid my hair...

(chorus)
C'mon and braid my hair
back in my hood, feelin good
no worries or no cares
baby, use your hands to make me feel alright
and take away the stress and drama in my life
while you braid my hair

Do what you wanna do
baby its up to you
sit me between your legs
girl wont you braid my hair
baby make me feel alright
and make it last all night
(and take away the stress and drama in my life)

chorus(fades)

I just thought this was rediculous.