Anderson/kid rock engaged

[splat]

Pamela Anderson announced today via her website that she and Kid Rock are engaged again. They allegedly have a wedding date set for July 29, 2006 which will take place on that yacht they've been naked on all month in St. Tropez. Pam's diary entry reads as follows:


Yes. I'm finally getting remarried...it's been a whirlwind...spontaneous but well thought through. Feels like I've been stuck in a time warp. Not able to let go of MY family picture...it's been sad and lonely and frustrating....I've raised my kids alone in hope of a miracle. Well my miracle came and went. And came back and came back because he knew that I'd wake up one day and realize that I was waiting for nothing. I'm moving on...I feel like I'm finally free....I'm in love. I'm happy....I see the light...sounds dramatic but it's true.....I know some women can relate to this....My children are getting older. They know the truth and they are strong, smart kids. They love their Dad. They love their new Step Dad who they've known for years...time will pass. Wounds will heal. Some people may never grow up. Actions speak louder than words....watch!"

I fell asleep about half way through reading that, so I'm not sure what the whole thing said. But I do think it makes sense to just go ahead and combine STDs. That way no one needs to worry about catching anything else and they can just mutate into one super STD together. It's kinda like a stew, except replace all the meat, carrots and potatoes with Valtrex, open sores and AZT. Mmm, chunky!

[HeDevil]

They are both disgusting people who sicken me. Pamela Anderson really does have Hepatitis C. Her and Kid Rock were engaged a long time ago, but Pam dumped him when she thought she was getting back together with Tommy Lee. Pamela Anderson sucks, she can't act and she looks so fake and repulsive.

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Originally Posted by splat

I fell asleep about half way through reading that, so I'm not sure what the whole thing said. But I do think it makes sense to just go ahead and combine STDs. That way no one needs to worry about catching anything else and they can just mutate into one super STD together. It's kinda like a stew, except replace all the meat, carrots and potatoes with Valtrex, open sores and AZT. Mmm, chunky!

Lmaooo You crack meh up <333

Two words: Who cares?

[Nebacudnezar]

I think she should have married the midget from kid rock .