Emancipation

[Kimball Gro]

Alright now... so i've turned 17 on march 1st this year and blah, blah, blah... now what i want to do is get the hell out of canada. I want to go live in the U.S.A. and i have someone to live with already im not one of those stupid whiney fucks my age that are all gungho about "divorcing their parents" ... i just want to be able to get the fuck out and be happy for a change... now my lawyer, who is an incompetent fuck-up (obviously or i wouldnt be here atm). tells me nothing... an asshole indeed he be... anyway i was wondering how the hell can i get emancipated from here (Manitoba, Canada) to the U.S (i know the state matters but there is a generalisation overall, im sure)

Both my parents are fucking retarded to no end... my mother Drinks and Smokes pot till she pukes on a daily, sometimes hourly basis and my father who i would refuse to call father unless its in a time like this where you need to know who he is... has mentally skewered me time and time again.. he has been tearing my family apart over the years and he finally managed to make my mother leave him a couple years ago.. then he pushed my sister away.... then his girlfriend and now me too.. but thats besides the point, im living with my Sister for the time being, he's kicked me out of the house.. and my mother, well i couldnt live with her either... i hate drugs, alcohol, cigarettes, coffee and well... pretty much anything i disagree with she does.

I really do appreciate any help i can get out of you people... I know some of you are a nuisance to any living being and are as intelligent as a rock but there are also a few that are quite brilliant and sorry for ranting.

I Will Now Leave it to you people... thank you all for taking the time to read this and help

Would you like some pudding? It makes all your troubles go away!

[Old Man in Trench Coat]

Originally Posted by Kimball Gro

Alright now... so i've turned 17 on march 1st this year and blah, blah, blah... now what i want to do is get the hell out of canada. I want to go live in the U.S.A. and i have someone to live with already im not one of those stupid whiney fucks my age that are all gungho about "divorcing their parents" ... i just want to be able to get the fuck out and be happy for a change... now my lawyer, who is an incompetent fuck-up (obviously or i wouldnt be here atm). tells me nothing... an asshole indeed he be... anyway i was wondering how the hell can i get emancipated from here (Manitoba, Canada) to the U.S (i know the state matters but there is a generalisation overall, im sure)

Both my parents are fucking retarded to no end... my mother Drinks and Smokes pot till she pukes on a daily, sometimes hourly basis and my father who i would refuse to call father unless its in a time like this where you need to know who he is... has mentally skewered me time and time again.. he has been tearing my family apart over the years and he finally managed to make my mother leave him a couple years ago.. then he pushed my sister away.... then his girlfriend and now me too.. but thats besides the point, im living with my Sister for the time being, he's kicked me out of the house.. and my mother, well i couldnt live with her either... i hate drugs, alcohol, cigarettes, coffee and well... pretty much anything i disagree with she does.

I really do appreciate any help i can get out of you people... I know some of you are a nuisance to any living being and are as intelligent as a rock but there are also a few that are quite brilliant and sorry for ranting.

I Will Now Leave it to you people... thank you all for taking the time to read this and help

I didnt read all of this sounds like another typical whining ass tirade from a spoiled teen.

[Cat]

Originally Posted by Kimball Gro

Alright now... so i've turned 17 on march 1st this year and blah, blah, blah... now what i want to do is get the hell out of canada. I want to go live in the U.S.A. and i have someone to live with already im not one of those stupid whiney fucks my age that are all gungho about "divorcing their parents" ... i just want to be able to get the fuck out and be happy for a change... now my lawyer, who is an incompetent fuck-up (obviously or i wouldnt be here atm). tells me nothing... an asshole indeed he be... anyway i was wondering how the hell can i get emancipated from here (Manitoba, Canada) to the U.S (i know the state matters but there is a generalisation overall, im sure)

Both my parents are fucking retarded to no end... my mother Drinks and Smokes pot till she pukes on a daily, sometimes hourly basis and my father who i would refuse to call father unless its in a time like this where you need to know who he is... has mentally skewered me time and time again.. he has been tearing my family apart over the years and he finally managed to make my mother leave him a couple years ago.. then he pushed my sister away.... then his girlfriend and now me too.. but thats besides the point, im living with my Sister for the time being, he's kicked me out of the house.. and my mother, well i couldnt live with her either... i hate drugs, alcohol, cigarettes, coffee and well... pretty much anything i disagree with she does.

I really do appreciate any help i can get out of you people... I know some of you are a nuisance to any living being and are as intelligent as a rock but there are also a few that are quite brilliant and sorry for ranting.

I Will Now Leave it to you people... thank you all for taking the time to read this and help

I daresay your parents will be only too pleased to assist you leave Canada and move to the USA.

You're 17, a big man/woman whatever takes your fancy, and obviously fully educated to such a high standard, major companies in the USA will be beating a path to your door to hire you. No doubt we'll read more of you throughout the coming weeks. In the meantime enjoy yourself, and give my love to your long suffering parents.

~~~never smokes but in this instance needs to light up a cigar to ease the strain.

[little cindy lou who]

Originally Posted by Kimball Gro

Alright now... so i've turned 17 on march 1st this year and blah, blah, blah... now what i want to do is get the hell out of canada. I want to go live in the U.S.A. and i have someone to live with already im not one of those stupid whiney fucks my age that are all gungho about "divorcing their parents" ... i just want to be able to get the fuck out and be happy for a change... now my lawyer, who is an incompetent fuck-up (obviously or i wouldnt be here atm). tells me nothing... an asshole indeed he be... anyway i was wondering how the hell can i get emancipated from here (Manitoba, Canada) to the U.S (i know the state matters but there is a generalisation overall, im sure)

Both my parents are fucking retarded to no end... my mother Drinks and Smokes pot till she pukes on a daily, sometimes hourly basis and my father who i would refuse to call father unless its in a time like this where you need to know who he is... has mentally skewered me time and time again.. he has been tearing my family apart over the years and he finally managed to make my mother leave him a couple years ago.. then he pushed my sister away.... then his girlfriend and now me too.. but thats besides the point, im living with my Sister for the time being, he's kicked me out of the house.. and my mother, well i couldnt live with her either... i hate drugs, alcohol, cigarettes, coffee and well... pretty much anything i disagree with she does.

I really do appreciate any help i can get out of you people... I know some of you are a nuisance to any living being and are as intelligent as a rock but there are also a few that are quite brilliant and sorry for ranting.

I Will Now Leave it to you people... thank you all for taking the time to read this and help

JUST and chill out mon .... stop being such a pain in the ass to ur family

[little sara]

Originally Posted by Kimball Gro

Alright now... so i've turned 17 on march 1st this year and blah, blah, blah... now what i want to do is get the hell out of canada. I want to go live in the U.S.A. and i have someone to live with already im not one of those stupid whiney fucks my age that are all gungho about "divorcing their parents" ... i just want to be able to get the fuck out and be happy for a change... now my lawyer, who is an incompetent fuck-up (obviously or i wouldnt be here atm). tells me nothing... an asshole indeed he be... anyway i was wondering how the hell can i get emancipated from here (Manitoba, Canada) to the U.S (i know the state matters but there is a generalisation overall, im sure)

Both my parents are fucking retarded to no end... my mother Drinks and Smokes pot till she pukes on a daily, sometimes hourly basis and my father who i would refuse to call father unless its in a time like this where you need to know who he is... has mentally skewered me time and time again.. he has been tearing my family apart over the years and he finally managed to make my mother leave him a couple years ago.. then he pushed my sister away.... then his girlfriend and now me too.. but thats besides the point, im living with my Sister for the time being, he's kicked me out of the house.. and my mother, well i couldnt live with her either... i hate drugs, alcohol, cigarettes, coffee and well... pretty much anything i disagree with she does.

I really do appreciate any help i can get out of you people... I know some of you are a nuisance to any living being and are as intelligent as a rock but there are also a few that are quite brilliant and sorry for ranting.

I Will Now Leave it to you people... thank you all for taking the time to read this and help

if you had any smarts you wouldn't keep your "incompetent" lawyer.
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