Haha, don't kid yourself. A total of 3 things could happen to the Dolphins IF they do manage to get to the Superbowl.
1) They lose
2) They lose horribly.
3) During the first quarter, where the score is 21-0, a fat old lady from the stands will run out into the field and tackle the quarterback, killing him and making the team lose moral which causes them to lose the game even harder.