NEW YORKERS ARE THE MOST OBNOXIOUS PEOPLE IN THE WORLD
A BUNCHA PUSHY MOUTHY NEVER SHUT UP ASS HOLES
I SPENT A TOTAL OF ONE PHUCKING DAY IN NEW YORK
IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE 3 DAYS BUT I WAS SO DISGUSTED WITH THE FILTH AND OVER CROWDED FEELING ..... KINDA LIKE CLAUSTROPHOBIA
anyhoo ...... I LEFT AFTER HAVING DINNER AT AN ITALIAN RESTAURANT IN "THE VILLAGE" BEFORE THAT I WALKED THROUGH CENTRAL PARK COLUMBUS SQUARE (saw the dakota building where john lennon lived and was shot to death outside it by that crazy fuucker in 1980) STOOD AT THE INTERSECTION OF TIMES SQUARE STARING UP AT THE VIDEOTRON AND WAS OVERLOADED WITH SENSORY INPUT (too much too fast and way to many phucking people)
so me thinks i need to try new yaaaaaawk again maybe this time it will be a more positive expierence
but nao i have a new yaaaaaaawk joke for you

it goes like this .........
HOW MANY NEW YORKERS DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB ?
answer is .................................... NONE OF UR PHUCKING BUSINESS !

i love that joke
so fugedabout .... how yooooose dooooing ? GET THE PHUCK OUTTA HEAH !
oye vey not to worry EAT ! EAT ! ur so thin !
YO VINNY ! WHY YOU STEAL MY HUBCAPS !
nao watch the spike lee movie "DO THE RIGHT THING " thats a good introduction to the "new york expierence "

I LIKE NEW YORK IN JUNE HOW ABOUT YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW