Pick-Up Lines

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We've all had them. Maybe some of us have used them. But we all know what they are. Whether you are gay or straight, post your funny, odd strange or just outright stupid pick-up lines.

[Who]

look at the tag on someones shirt and saying 'just what i thought, 100% made in heaven.'

'if i could re-arrange the alphabet id put U and I next to eachother.

corny-ass-lines.

[Nebacudnezar]

My pick up line goe,s generally like this

do you maybe wanna go out with me some time Lol that,s about it.

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Originally Posted by Nebacudnezar

My pick up line goe,s generally like this

do you maybe wanna go out with me some time Lol that,s about it.

Not stupid at all!! Very nice!

One pick up line that was used on me recently was: Hey babe, if I said you had a great bod would you hold it against me? I was like....uuummm...you LAME-ass f@g-hag, I cannot believe you just said that to me...and were SERIOUS!

[Lezbayne]

"Wow."

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[Kataklysm]

"Suck me beautiful"





*fin*

[mybusinessmy]

Originally Posted by Kataklysm

"Suck me beautiful"

*fin*

Someone used the same p/u line on you from American Pie? LMAO.

[Aquilla]

Originally Posted by -·=»‡«=·-Юåĝøŋ§ƒî®ê-·=»‡«=·-

We've all had them. Maybe some of us have used them. But we all know what they are. Whether you are gay or straight, post your funny, odd strange or just outright stupid pick-up lines.

Cheesy

1. Gorra light (one needs to borrow a siggy for this one Ewwwww.)
2. I know you from some where, where?

Supra Cheesy!

3. Not seen you about for ages.. (ya! dont know him/her from adam)
4. First time I have been here, ( look confused)
5. Spill ya drink over him/her, or push his/hers over, apologise buy a replacement, walk of look back and wink!


I must warn ya all!!! none of the above have eva worked for me....

[Luka]

Fancy a shag?

[PhillyStorm]

"If you were a flower, and I was a butterfly, I'd pollen your peddles anytime"

My worse one ever. ^ That actually almost made me vomet