how many new yorkers does take to screw in a light bulb ?
the answer is ...... NONE OF UR PHUCKING BUSINESS !
ha ha ha ha

i love that joke
oh and now if a new yorker pushes you on the subway push back harder
and if a new yorker yells at you yell back louder
and if a new yorker stomps on ur foot then kick em in the knee cap
if a new yorker slaps ur face break thier nose
if a new yorker trys to beat you up stomp thier head in till thier unconcious
if a new yorker pulls a knife on you get a shotgun
if a new yorker pulls a gun on you get a howitzer
if a new yorker says to you " GET THE PHUCK OUTTA HEAH "
say back to them "GO BACK TO JERSEY YA MORON!"
if a new yorker says to you "YO ! EXCUSE ME I DINT SEE YA STANDIN DERE" say back to them "FUGGETABOUTIT "

I LIKE NEW YORK IN JUNE HOW ABOUT YOOOOOU ?
we hope you have enjoyed this travel segment of "TRAVELS WITH CINDY" next week cindy travels to sydney australia to give you a taste of life in "the land down under "