Hi. I'm single.

[Tommy-ToXen]

Hi all, I did have a wife. She is currently buried under the Patio after I smashed her in the face a dozen times with a brick. My chips weren't brown enough.

I then had a fiancee, she is currently under the bed of roses after I strangled her using Piano wire when she forgot to tape me 'The Bill'.

I did have a girlfriend afterwords for a short amount of time, her body parts are currently scattered along the coast of Skegness somewhere after I disemboweled her using a rusty axe I dipped in Napalm.... Just because I was simply bored.

Anyway, I'm free again now.

Any girls here wanna meet me for a date tomorrow night?

Don't worry about the shovel and bag of limestone in my car... I'm visiting my parents this week, that's all...

I have pic of me.



Yakshamesh. Come on ladies, who wants a free ride on my white pony first?

[Xtremo420]

try a chatroom

[Abby Normal]

Well hey Mr Toxen,
It just so happens I recently lost my my latest bf to a tragic household accident. It seems the government was right I shouldn't be allowed to have access to sharp knives. HoHom just as well i had one extra hot dog bun and it would have been ashame to see good bread go to waste, afterall their are starving children in some third world heathen country.
So how about you n me hook up? Ill bring some bricks and napalm, I just happen to have those things handy, u never know when you will need them eh? Anyway if you like to go for a coffee and some tartin Ill be at the Rode hard and put up wet Cafe'
Yours Truly,
Abby Normal

PS Ill be wearing a blue T-shirt that says 'up for anything' and a pair of black leather chaps in case you are up for a pony ride later

[Tommy-ToXen]

Dear Abby,

Thanks for replying to my post. May I say, you sound hot. Does you spit or swallow?

I'm interested in meeting up later. I would like to have the *** with you in a public park.

I will meet you outside your high school tomorrow, I will be the guy in the long overcoat and a bag of candy leaning against my yellow mini OK?

Lots of love, kisses, and psychopathic homocidal tendencies

-Tommy.

[Abby Normal]

Well Im glad you replied I am just sitting here with my old reliable friend..i suppose i should of brought those energizer batteries tho, as old reliable just fell asleep! Lazy *******, just when i was ready to go all a capella the d*** gives up! Oh and yes i do swallow afterall as i said before there is starving children out there in those 3rd world heathen countries, seems ashame to waste that kind of protein doesnt it?
Yellow happens to be my favorite colour, it reminds me of past intimate relationships i have had with bananas.
Cant wait to taste your candy see u after school!

Blows like a hoover,
Abby Normal

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You can try Dating Chat. ^_^

[Cat]

Use the chatroom. I'm confident you'll meet someone very much like yourself there.........retarded.