helpppppppp

[fishy]

i fanci dis guy hu is goin out wiv 1 of mi best mates in secret only it isnt really secret coz me n mi mate tanya no n so do some of mi ova mates but da chick denis it shuld i ask him out i was told bi a friend dat if i do he will dumop her 4 me plz help thanx

[MooGooGaiPan]

Originally Posted by fishy

i fanci dis guy hu is goin out wiv 1 of mi best mates in secret only it isnt really secret coz me n mi mate tanya no n so do some of mi ova mates but da chick denis it shuld i ask him out i was told bi a friend dat if i do he will dumop her 4 me plz help thanx

Yeah, stab your friend in the back. Look out for number one. One life...you need to live it up.
Oh btw, you really need to go back to grammar school, babe.

[Luka]

Originally Posted by fishy

i fanci dis guy hu is goin out wiv 1 of mi best mates in secret only it isnt really secret coz me n mi mate tanya no n so do some of mi ova mates but da chick denis it shuld i ask him out i was told bi a friend dat if i do he will dumop her 4 me plz help thanx

I would try and help you if I knew what the fuck you said.

[Kiari]

Originally Posted by Luka

I would try and help you if I knew what the fuck you said.

Through very a many trial and error processes; after seeking three experts; after referring to the "slang, redneck language, and more" dictionary; after consulting my various professional googlers; after seeing four shrinks and two psychologists from the stress; after I went to the mental rehabilitation hospital from trying so hard, I have come up with THIS translation:

I fancy this guy who is goin out wiv one of mi best mates in secret only it isn't really secret coz me n mi mate tanya no n so do some of mi other mates but da chick denis it shuld I ask him out I was told bi a friend dat if I do he will dumop her 4 me please help thanks.

FINAL CONCLUSION: The experts were dumbfouinded, the dictionary gave me the definition of "foreign language", my team of pro. googlers were out-googled, the four shrinks and two psychologists ended up having to see eachother, the mental rehabilitation hospital gave me some really fun medications.

Yeah...didn't get very far.

[Opinionated Lady]

That is very trifling to try to steal your friend's boyfriend whether he is secret or not! You have to respect the fact that she obviously has feelings for him. And if he dumps her for you, he'll probably do the same to you for another one of your friends/cousins. What goes around, comes around!

[fishy]

thank you for your advice on tuesday he said 2 my friend dat i am going out with him and he loves me and i love him but it wasnt true. i beat him and my friend up though. lol

[Gianna.__xo]

Originally Posted by fishy

i fanci dis guy hu is goin out wiv 1 of mi best mates in secret only it isnt really secret coz me n mi mate tanya no n so do some of mi ova mates but da chick denis it shuld i ask him out i was told bi a friend dat if i do he will dumop her 4 me plz help thanx

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