A question of ***

DJ ReNeGaDe V · 09-17-2006, 12:49 PM

Is it true that when you have *** magical little fairies watch you and when they think you've done enough they phone StalkHotline and tell them to bring you a baby delivered within 8-9 months and then the stalks make the baby out of paper and take him to the fairies who make him real by putting a heart in him and then the stalks teach him how to breathe and **** and then putt him on the Mom's dish who eats him and ****s him out and then they all live happily ever after? This is what I told my brother and he asked his teacher who punished him for making up stupid stories.

**Mikey.** · 09-17-2006, 12:56 PM

WTF

Candescence. · 09-17-2006, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by DJ ReNeGaDe V

Is it true that when you have *** magical little fairies watch you and when they think you've done enough they phone StalkHotline and tell them to bring you a baby delivered within 8-9 months and then the stalks make the baby out of paper and take him to the fairies who make him real by putting a heart in him and then the stalks teach him how to breathe and **** and then putt him on the Mom's dish who eats him and ****s him out and then they all live happily ever after? This is what I told my brother and he asked his teacher who punished him for making up stupid stories.

Of course it's true. How could you doubt such a thing?

**Cat** · 09-17-2006, 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by DJ ReNeGaDe V

Is it true that when you have *** magical little fairies watch you and when they think you've done enough they phone StalkHotline and tell them to bring you a baby delivered within 8-9 months and then the stalks make the baby out of paper and take him to the fairies who make him real by putting a heart in him and then the stalks teach him how to breathe and **** and then putt him on the Mom's dish who eats him and ****s him out and then they all live happily ever after? This is what I told my brother and he asked his teacher who punished him for making up stupid stories.

Well having checked your profile and seen your age is 17, yet you have a crush on a 14 year old, nothing you say would surprise me.

Whatever it is you're sniffing.......ditch it.