English 20-2 Help.

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I have an assignment in which im supposed to make a wanted ad for a friend.
I need to know what you guys would say for the following categories.

Requirments:



and


Rewards:

[Moonlight Wolf]

A wanted ad for a friend.... well thats a first

You could say err.... FRIEND WANTED

Requirements :
NO BACKSTABBING
NO GOSSIPING
NO BEING A LOSER
NO STEALING MY GIRLFRIEND or BOYFRIEND ( im gonna kill L**)

Rewards :
JUST BEING MY FRIEND

[Fearless™]

The above post made me laugh ^__^

Requirements:

Money
Looks
Status
Honesty

Rewards:

.................
(fill in yourself)