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03-28-2007, 12:17 AM
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I talk too much!
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this ? is 4 all you parents
we all as parents have moments in time we freeze in our minds heres a one of mine.
when my son was like 9 months old he was in his high chair doing his food art,
i was trying to feed him some cereal. well he was a fussy litte mauler ,he would pout and make  faces  ,anyways like i was saying i was trying to feed him cereal and he kept pushing the spoon away i said
ill pour this over your head and i swear he knew what i was saying ,so i tried 1 more time to feed him, and he said no no again ,so i poured the cereal over his head and it dripped down his face all over the place  that look was priceless
so tell me 1 story, bring it on !! do you have a good 1 ?
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03-28-2007, 12:28 AM
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You poured cereal over your nine month old babies head?
Right.
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03-28-2007, 12:32 AM
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I talk too much!
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he was being a turd bucket  it was harmless ,u had to be there
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03-28-2007, 12:35 AM
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he was being a turd bucket  it was harmless ,u had to be there
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LMAO ya nut
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03-28-2007, 12:38 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by themauler
we all as parents have moments in time we freeze in our minds heres a one of mine.
when my son was like 9 months old he was in his high chair doing his food art,
i was trying to feed him some cereal. well he was a fussy litte mauler ,he would pout and make faces ,anyways like i was saying i was trying to feed him cereal and he kept pushing the spoon away i said
ill pour this over your head and i swear he knew what i was saying ,so i tried 1 more time to feed him, and he said no no again ,so i poured the cereal over his head and it dripped down his face all over the place  that look was priceless
so tell me 1 story, bring it on !! do you have a good 1 ?
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You nut!
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03-28-2007, 12:42 AM
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Mauler there are so many different things it's hard to pick just one.. but here goes... when kiddo was lil, barely able to speak, so he must have been under two.. he would talk on the phone to my parents, or my brother. Before he would get off the phone he always said the same thing, "This house is as clean as a whistle." Then he would say... "Well, at least the paperwork is all done." No idea where he got it from. We never figured it out! But it was so cute!
Another time, Kiddo was 21 months and we were potty training him. We were eating at this fancy restaurant filled with older people. Kiddo said really loud " I need to go Sit" didn't sound like sit ...sounded like ****... Hub and I both said at the same time.. "OHHHH, You need to s i t " ... now let me explain.. when he needed to pee.. he would say he needed to stand, if he needed to poo... he'd say I need to sit. Anyway, it was a bit embarassing have an almost 2 year old telling everyone he needed to ****.
Last edited by Sunset Dreamer; 03-28-2007 at 02:03 AM.
Reason: charise's post reminded me of our time at a restaurant
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03-28-2007, 01:09 AM
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I told these two stories about my son in chat the other night so I'll share them here. When he was about 2 we were in a restaurant and the waitress came up to take our order. Matt reached over and started patting her on the butt. My dad asked the waitress (a friend) what she'd do if he did that and she said... "I'd probably slap your face".
Another time Matt was around the same age and he was intently watching the people go in and out of the bathroom at McD's and this one lady came out and in a loud child's voice he said.. "You go potty?" My dad was so embarrassed he wanted to crawl under the table, but the woman was cool, she just told my son.. "yes I did hun" . 
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03-28-2007, 07:19 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by themauler
we all as parents have moments in time we freeze in our minds heres a one of mine.
when my son was like 9 months old he was in his high chair doing his food art,
i was trying to feed him some cereal. well he was a fussy litte mauler ,he would pout and make  faces  ,anyways like i was saying i was trying to feed him cereal and he kept pushing the spoon away i said
ill pour this over your head and i swear he knew what i was saying ,so i tried 1 more time to feed him, and he said no no again ,so i poured the cereal over his head and it dripped down his face all over the place  that look was priceless
so tell me 1 story, bring it on !! do you have a good 1 ?
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Guess it was too much trouble to just take the food away and leave him be huh?
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03-28-2007, 07:07 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by themauler
we all as parents have moments in time we freeze in our minds heres a one of mine.
when my son was like 9 months old he was in his high chair doing his food art,
i was trying to feed him some cereal. well he was a fussy litte mauler ,he would pout and make  faces  ,anyways like i was saying i was trying to feed him cereal and he kept pushing the spoon away i said
ill pour this over your head and i swear he knew what i was saying ,so i tried 1 more time to feed him, and he said no no again ,so i poured the cereal over his head and it dripped down his face all over the place  that look was priceless
so tell me 1 story, bring it on !! do you have a good 1 ?
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Mauler thats heartless!
Funny though....
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03-29-2007, 10:32 AM
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I talk too much!
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Originally Posted by ٭çåρulěŧ٭
Mauler thats heartless!
Funny though.... 
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you know me cappy  ... its about making a point
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