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Old 03-28-2007, 12:17 AM   #1
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we all as parents have moments in time we freeze in our minds heres a one of mine.

when my son was like 9 months old he was in his high chair doing his food art,
i was trying to feed him some cereal. well he was a fussy litte mauler ,he would pout and make faces ,anyways like i was saying i was trying to feed him cereal and he kept pushing the spoon away i said
ill pour this over your head and i swear he knew what i was saying ,so i tried 1 more time to feed him, and he said no no again ,so i poured the cereal over his head and it dripped down his face all over the place that look was priceless

so tell me 1 story, bring it on !! do you have a good 1 ?
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Old 03-28-2007, 12:28 AM   #2
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You poured cereal over your nine month old babies head?

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Old 03-28-2007, 12:32 AM   #3
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he was being a turd bucket it was harmless ,u had to be there
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Old 03-28-2007, 12:35 AM   #4
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he was being a turd bucket it was harmless ,u had to be there

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Old 03-28-2007, 12:38 AM   #5
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we all as parents have moments in time we freeze in our minds heres a one of mine.

when my son was like 9 months old he was in his high chair doing his food art,
i was trying to feed him some cereal. well he was a fussy litte mauler ,he would pout and make faces ,anyways like i was saying i was trying to feed him cereal and he kept pushing the spoon away i said
ill pour this over your head and i swear he knew what i was saying ,so i tried 1 more time to feed him, and he said no no again ,so i poured the cereal over his head and it dripped down his face all over the place that look was priceless

so tell me 1 story, bring it on !! do you have a good 1 ?

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Old 03-28-2007, 12:42 AM   #6
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Mauler there are so many different things it's hard to pick just one.. but here goes... when kiddo was lil, barely able to speak, so he must have been under two.. he would talk on the phone to my parents, or my brother. Before he would get off the phone he always said the same thing, "This house is as clean as a whistle." Then he would say... "Well, at least the paperwork is all done." No idea where he got it from. We never figured it out! But it was so cute!

Another time, Kiddo was 21 months and we were potty training him. We were eating at this fancy restaurant filled with older people. Kiddo said really loud " I need to go Sit" didn't sound like sit ...sounded like ****... Hub and I both said at the same time.. "OHHHH, You need to s i t " ... now let me explain.. when he needed to pee.. he would say he needed to stand, if he needed to poo... he'd say I need to sit. Anyway, it was a bit embarassing have an almost 2 year old telling everyone he needed to ****.

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I told these two stories about my son in chat the other night so I'll share them here. When he was about 2 we were in a restaurant and the waitress came up to take our order. Matt reached over and started patting her on the butt. My dad asked the waitress (a friend) what she'd do if he did that and she said... "I'd probably slap your face".
Another time Matt was around the same age and he was intently watching the people go in and out of the bathroom at McD's and this one lady came out and in a loud child's voice he said.. "You go potty?" My dad was so embarrassed he wanted to crawl under the table, but the woman was cool, she just told my son.. "yes I did hun" .
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we all as parents have moments in time we freeze in our minds heres a one of mine.

when my son was like 9 months old he was in his high chair doing his food art,
i was trying to feed him some cereal. well he was a fussy litte mauler ,he would pout and make faces ,anyways like i was saying i was trying to feed him cereal and he kept pushing the spoon away i said
ill pour this over your head and i swear he knew what i was saying ,so i tried 1 more time to feed him, and he said no no again ,so i poured the cereal over his head and it dripped down his face all over the place that look was priceless

so tell me 1 story, bring it on !! do you have a good 1 ?
Guess it was too much trouble to just take the food away and leave him be huh?
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we all as parents have moments in time we freeze in our minds heres a one of mine.

when my son was like 9 months old he was in his high chair doing his food art,
i was trying to feed him some cereal. well he was a fussy litte mauler ,he would pout and make faces ,anyways like i was saying i was trying to feed him cereal and he kept pushing the spoon away i said
ill pour this over your head and i swear he knew what i was saying ,so i tried 1 more time to feed him, and he said no no again ,so i poured the cereal over his head and it dripped down his face all over the place that look was priceless

so tell me 1 story, bring it on !! do you have a good 1 ?

Mauler thats heartless!

Funny though....
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