Children say the FUNNIEST things ... either to you or to eachother... Im attempting at making a thread of funny things they say A lot of these might be a case of having to be there though.... And some things ..... I have nooo idea where it comes from!!
Child 1 - Im so sick of breathing. Its annoying.
Child 2 - Yeah I know. Me too! Lets invent someone who doesnt have to breath.
Child 1 - We cant get money for that. Someone invented that already.
A friend of mine - her 3 year old saw her daddy in the shower. She took her toys and left the daddy thought no more of it. About two weeks later they had friends over for dinner. 10 people sat around dinner table and my friends daughters says did you know my daddy has a pony tail - everyone looks at her cos her daddy is bald - yes she replied but its in the wrong place. Kids you gotta love em .
A friend of mine - her 3 year old saw her daddy in the shower. She took her toys and left the daddy thought no more of it. About two weeks later they had friends over for dinner. 10 people sat around dinner table and my friends daughters says did you know my daddy has a pony tail - everyone looks at her cos her daddy is bald - yes she replied but its in the wrong place. Kids you gotta love em .
A friend of mine - her 3 year old saw her daddy in the shower. She took her toys and left the daddy thought no more of it. About two weeks later they had friends over for dinner. 10 people sat around dinner table and my friends daughters says did you know my daddy has a pony tail - everyone looks at her cos her daddy is bald - yes she replied but its in the wrong place. Kids you gotta love em .
OMFGGGGGGG TOO FUNNY! Imagine their faces! LMFAO!!
I had a friend tell me of this one:
Her friend walked in to the bathroom to find her 6 year old daughter standing there butt naked peering down between her legs.
Sha asked her what she was doing and her reply:
Im looking for my string.
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I had a friend tell me of this one:
Her friend walked in to the bathroom to find her 6 year old daughter standing there butt naked peering down between her legs.
Sha asked her what she was doing and her reply:
Im looking for my string.
When my sister was little she came to me and asked me to read to her. I was doing my homework so I said I can't right now...Why don't you read to yourself. She said I can't read to myself, my throat hurts.
What the!!!
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